.........that Thelma and Louise were actually Toyota test drivers...….

Let's just cut to the punchline here.  I need to focus on a stupendous display of idiocy; The WBC.  No, this is not a media outlet, it is not a new political faction, it is not a new Pro Wrestling nor MMA Production.  This is Westboro Baptist Church.  These are the "God Hates Fags" morons that go around protesting Funeral Services of military service men and women because they believe that God hates homosexuals sooooo much that he is killing our soldiers to punish us for being a country full of people who accept/tolerate (whatever, you get the picture) homosexuals.  He is punishing us for our complacency...one IED at a time.  Gotcha. 

Okay, first, do these people even read The Holy F--king Bible?  Don't these assholes realize that the last time God was pissed off with flamers he turned Sodom & Gomorrah into dust? Do you think that God did that one soldier at a time?  I' not thinking so.  I'm thinking it was probably something grossly more catastrophic than that.  Further, if he could pick off one soldier at a time, could he not also pick off one homosexual at a time?  So, if he's so mad with homosexuals, then why not pick them off?  Makes a little more sense to go direct to the source.  I'm not suggesting that's a good idea, just trying to make a point.  I have nothing against anyone for their sexuality.  I simply don't care that much about a person's sexuality with the exception of the fact that I LOVE LOVE LOVE (written with a lisp) to make fun of flamboyant men.  Sorry, it's just the way it is.  Chinese people are bad drivers, too. Those fawkers are hilarious.  I almost spit up my tuna salad sandwich at Jersey Mike's subs while watching a very flamboyant man order his sandwhich.  He was a black man with an accent.  Perhaps Nigerian.  I know, it's already hilarious.  He was dressed in khaki pants and a loud button-up shirt with Aussie-style cowboy boots.  He also had those crazy contacts that make your pupils look like star-bursts.  He was on the phone the entire time that he ordered his sandwich, paid for it and exited--never put the phone down.  What an ass, right?  Anyway, this guy starts dancing, like two-stepping and shimming his hips and wriggling his butt to the music that was playing the sub shop, seemingly oblivious to the fact that he's doing it, all the while talking on the phone and ordering a sandwich. Freakin' hilarious!  But I digress....

Back to the WBC. These people showed up outside the Twitter office in San Fransisco (they must have thought they made it to the belly of the beast of the 8th Boglia of Hell!).Why are they protesting Twitter?   Here's the quote from one protester, "Twitter should be used to tell the punks of doomed America that God hates you!"  What?  I'm speechless.  That is so far beyond retarded that I don't know how to respond.  Seriously.

So, here's the really good part.  Apparently, the 9 intelligent people of San Francisco who had nothing to do that day decided to gather to PROTEST the protesters, making a mockery oft he WBC.  These folks were holding signs that said, "God Hates Ponies" and "Sodomy is So Much Fun," just to name a couple.  Love it!  Frickin awesome.

It took less than 30 minutes for the WBC to abandon their Twitter Protest. LMAO!

 Anywho, I don't pretend to know God's intentions nor his preference about people's sexuality, but I can tell you I'm pretty sure that I know what he thinks about assholes.  

A study says that laws that are aimed at drivers distracted by cell phones and other devices don't prevent crashes. The study was conducted in China.

NASA is planning to Outsource Outerspace.  They are encouraging private entrepreneurs to build, launch and OPERATE Spacecrafts.

I can see it all now.  The line for applicants will go around the Pentagon. 

Indian Phone Jockeys,

Iranian Neuclear Fighter Pilots,

Wacky Iraqy Cabdrivers from NY,

Palastian Suicide B52 Bomber Pilots,

Al-Quazy Kamikaze Pilots,

Truck drivers will be prohibited from texting under federal guidelines that U.S. Secretary of Transportation Ray LaHood is issuing Today.

It's so hot today Joan Rivers' face melted.

The U.S. govt. banned hand-held "texting" by drivers of large commercial trucks and buses to avoid the danger of distracted driving.  Drivers will have to summon the services of hookers the old-fashioned way – CB radio.

According to a poll by autovantage.com, New Yorkers are number one in America at making obscene gestures at other drivers.

Oh, c'mon. I think New Yorkers are just being economical. I mean, why use the whole hand to wave hello when a single finger will do?

The law to legalize medical marijuana in New Jersey has passed. Oh great! Now, the state with the drivers who are so rude that they would flip the bird to Mother Theresa are going to be driving stoned. 

What's next? An official state munchie?

French Parliament Senator Bernard Plasait issued a scathing report on why France is suffering a big drop in tourism. Turns out it's because the French are arrogant, rude and surly. The list of tourist complaints includes slow baggage handlers, no "Welcome to France" signs at the Paris airport, cab drivers who refuse to speak English, and a general haughty attitude that it's a great honor to visit France. Plasait admitted this is not a new problem, as English author Horace Walpole wrote in the 18th century that he found the French insolent and detestable. ***MARLAR: All the other French senators listened politely to his report, then they spit on him in disapproval.