Ministers from the 13 contries with Tiger Populations will hold a first-ever meeting this week in Hya Hin, Thailand in preparation for a September Tiger Summit in Rusia, where Prime Minister Vladimir Putin has been championing the survival of Tiger. Nearly 40 groups like the World Bank and the Smithsonian aim to double Tiger numbers by 2020.

Wow!  I didn't know Tiger had that many influencial friends.  AND they are going to double his numbers by 2020?  I think that's a misprint, they must mean he'll have 2020 by the end of THIS year.

One of the more notable auditions on American Idol last night was the guy with long blonde hair.  He said that he would compare himself to Chris Brown and he thinks that Chris Brown touches all the young people of the world.  Someone should tell the guy that Rihanna isn't that young anymore.

Rihanna's new album "Rated R" has dropped all the way to #35 on the iTunes sales list.  May I suggest a better name for it?  "Rated R for Rihanna".

Bow Wow and Chris Brown are becomming the best of friends.  They do virtually everything together these days.  They tweet about driving drunk, are recording a song together, and made plans to go beat the crap out of Rihanna.  

Rihanna is now dating Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp. Which is great, since he can't hit.

(Will E's rap)

workin' fo da Cracka Kringle gets me faded
9-5 nogs only keeps me jaded
another sleigh filled and my soul is traded
fo little toy trains and socks brocaded

doin' time fo life in da f*****n' north pole
opressed, repressed, doin' what I'm told
I'm sick of dis **** and dis f*****n' cold
gonna **** st nick in his f*****n' north hole

(chorus)
elfomatic
automatic
gangstatic
pimpomatic

elfomatic
automatic
gangstatic
pimpomatic

with little willie elf bustin' at the wheel
keepin' Rudolph on the take, gonna keep it real
flyin' high all night in santa's jacked-mobile
with two bitches and a ho and my sex appeal

slippin' down the chimneys goin' shack to shack
my hand on my nine and santa's sack on my back
spreadin' cream for my homies while I'm nippin' Jack
put my finger to my nose and I be makin' tracks

(chorus)
elfomatic
automatic
gangstatic
pimpomatic

elfomatic
automatic
gangstatic
pimpomatic

something is going down tonight
santa won't be around tonight
don't whack it's gonna be alright
santa's sleigh is gonna make its flight
(end chorus)

ditched the sleigh, ganked an Escalade
with an eight track by The Skandles playing Robot Maid
riding dirty in da hood like my old school days
pimp hand to da hos! Bitches better pay

jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
cappin' santa in the **** made Will E's holiday

(Santa Clause rap)

Ho Ho Ho My name is Santa Clause
and I'm still the boss,
the original sauce
the candy cane daddy,
the jelly belly fatty
Biggie Kris Kringle
the master of the jingle

well this little elf **** been jackin' my style
bust a cap in my **** like a naughty pedophile
he's a poser, a loser, a good fo nuttin' boozer
so listen up kiddies while I throw him in my cruiser:

So, this is da end of his holiday charade, tirade, betrayed,
gangsta raid, imposter escapade,
'cause Santa don't get played!

he's a low down Christmas cookie Keebler freak
his ride is chic, but his plan is weak
tic toc, he forgot,
here's a shock:

I'm the motha f****n' pimp who owns this block!

(chorus)
elfomatic
automatic
gangstatic
pimpomatic

elfomatic
automatic
gangstatic
pimpomatic

something is going down tonight
santa won't be around tonight
don't whack it's gonna be alright
santa's sleigh is gonna make its flight
(repeat chorus)

You can buy a censored or uncensored version of this song at http://indiestore.7digital.com/theskandles

Tiger Wood's wife Elin Nordegren has agreed to appear on " Larry King Live " to apologize for the brutal beating she gave her husband last week . " You know Larry, under this blonde hair, white skin, and make-up, I'm really just another Chris Brown . "

I knew I had a rough Childhood when looking at Entertainment pages and seeing that ghastly Rihanna beating photo and thinking to myself "Wow that looks a lot like my memories"

In an interview with “Good Morning America” on Thursday, singer Rihanna discussed domestic violence and her relationship with Chris Brown, saying: “Forget about love… Love is so blind.”

Yeah it is! Especially when your eyes are black and blue and swollen shut! 

Back in July, 21-year-old singer Rihanna was spotted inking up some others at East Side Ink tattoo parlor in the East Village. The problem is that's not legal when you aren't licensed. As a result, the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene has slapped the already battered singer with a citation. Her punishment: a $2,000 fine and 10 minutes alone in a room with Chris Brown.