A California couple is suing their next-door neighbor over her cigarette and cigar smoke, which they say constantly wafts into their backyard and seeps into their home. Donna and Richard Ganguet, who live in a gated senior community in El Dorado Hills, Calif., say residents and visitors at Florence Solone's house smoke all hours of the day and night, leaving them with a "low fog" of second-hand smoke hanging over their backyard, the story said. The smoke is so bothersome, they say they don't sit on the patio anymore, and they only swim in their pool in between their neighbor's smoking sessions.  ***MARLAR: And since it’s California, there is now a bill being proposed to ban wafting smoke.

...it used to bother me every time i had to take my shoes off at airports, but now i'm used to it.  At the same time i'm really grateful that Richard Reid wasn't the underwear bomber.  

The pilots of that wayward Airbus A-320 now admit they were using their laptops while overshooting the airport by 150 miles . The laptop's names were : Flight Attendant Bette "Busty" Bennington and Flight Attendant "Fiery" Fiona Fiorentino .  Pilots Richard Cole and Timothy Cheney admitted to FBI agents and NTSB investigators, " That was one hell of a career ending Lap-Dance we got at 37,000 feet ! "

After flying in circles 150 miles past the airport, NWA pilot Richard Cole told Federal Agents in Minneapolis he had little to report about the mishap . " we were not asleep , we were not fighting or arguing, and we weren't drunk ."  FBI agents interviewed several passengers who said everything seemed normal until flight attendant Bette "Busty" Bennington went inside the cockpit .  The voice recorder in the cabin didn't tell investigators much in the way of spoken words . However there were a lot of  " Ohhhhhh's,"  " Ahhhhh's," " Mmmmm's,"  and a few " Yes! Yes! Yes's " and many " Oh My Gods,"  heard on the tape .

Mayumi Heene told investigators while being interviewed last week the whole thing was really a well planned hoax . Mayumi had not hesitated to squeal on husband Richard during intense questioning, said Sheriff Alderden . Mayumi went on to say  " What the hell do I care about Richard now ?  I got the media attention I wanted and I just got my Green Card ! "  .......... A very angry and emotionally upset Richard Heene was heard screaming  " This is the most treacherous thing that has ever happened since the attack on Pearl Harbor,"  referring to Mayumi's Japanese ancestry .

A cat who rode two miles through New York City while stuck in the engine compartment of an SUV has lived to meow about it. Wilfred Rodriguez heard rattling while he was driving Monday in the Bronx. After he parked, he spotted a bushy tail and a paw sticking out of the SUV's front end. He was relieved when the paw moved. Detectives with the New York Police Department's Emergency Service Unit freed the grease-covered kitty by removing the SUV's battery and other vehicle parts. Richard Gentles of New York City Animal Care & Control says the tan-and-white stray appears to be in good physical shape.  ***MARLAR: He now boasts his SUV gets nine lives a gallon.

While the Heene's are in deep trouble with the law, it looks like they will profit from their gigantic hoax.  Richard Heene may get a book and T.V. deal soon . Obedient wife Mayumi has already signed with a popular men's magazine. She will appear naked in the December issue of  " Oriental Mail Order Brides. "

Sheriff Jim Alderden brought Richard and Mayumi Heene in for questioning today . Before the interview began the sheriff asked Mrs Heene about her name .  " In Japanese MAYUMI mean, " Not-so-bright Lady who receive many Bitch-Slap from crazy American husband off camera ."  replied Mayumi

Jon Lovitz and Yoko Ono have signed with HBO  to portray Richard and Mayumi Heene, parents of  " Balloon Boy " Falcon  . Former Saturday Night Live star Jon Lovitz is best known for his role as " Tommy Flanagan, the Pathological Liar ," who's most notable quote was " Yeah, That's The Ticket ! "

I've been writing a script for Richard Gere called "Scent of a Gerbil."