Not long ago, Joe Biden told this guy in a wheelchair to stand up and take a bow.

   Understandably, Biden withstood a torrent of jeers and criticism for the obvious gaff.

   Some rock-ribbed Republicans went so far as to characterize Mr. Biden's behavior as "sheer cruelty."

   A few diehard Democrats posited that the Vice President--being a believing Christian--may simply have been trying to heal the man.

   Both these groups were kidding--I think.

Obama asked Bill Clinton how to advise an intern inquiring about covering his stimulas package.  Bill responded " Tell her to use a used ribbed condom!". 

I am seeing fiber being added to every product imaginable!!!

Wondering when they will come out with a Fiber Added Tampon!!! Ribbed for her pleasure?

(San Antonio, TX) Beautiful young 12 year old Sonya De La Cruz admires her mothers’ new “more accessible” wardrobe.  When she was asked about the condom dress young Sonya replied only with, “Does this dress make me look like a slut?” Now time for the twist, if the mother had this dress 12 years ago; little Sonya wouldn’t be in this picture.  No, she would be stuck in some trailer parks’ septic tank.    

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I couldn't believe the selection of condoms that are available these days. They come in different colors, flavors... lubricated, unlubricated... ribbed... glow in the dark... they even make them in different sizes now. Can you imagine that? They actually make an Extra Small condom. Why do this to a man!? I think I'd rather contract a venereal disease than have the cashier know I have a small dick.