Have you heard about Mackenzie Phillips' memoir?  Looks like "Mama" Cass wasn't the only one who choked on a ham sandwich. 

Seriously though, did you hear this?  Her dad, John Phillips, first had sex with her the night before her wedding?  Crazy.  That's when she should've said to him "Hey, man, one lay at a time."

It all started pretty innocently, you know.  Mackenzie asked her dad if he had any of "that white stuff" left, and he got confused.

Recently overheard: "That was a sticky situation."  "I know.  Stickier than Mackenzie Phillips at a family reunion."

IFC will also air a new six-hour documentary, "Monty Python: Almost The Truth (The Lawyer's Cut)" in one hour segments during the network's six day "Python-a-thon" Oct. 18-23, each night at 9 pm ET.

Hair will fall out faster on a person that is on a crash diet.  ***MARLAR: Boy does that mess you up getting ready for your high school reunion!  Now you have to decide whether you’d rather show up fat or bald! 

On Tuesday, God lost his battle to keep Ted Kennedy away from him. Mary Jo Kopechne has been waiting a long time for this reunion with her killer.

While God is deciding what to do with this latest drop-off — recycle it or throw it in the landfill — Ted will be going through purgatory at the bottom of Poucha Pond. Which, apparently, was only seven feet deep. And yet he couldn’t “risk” his Kennedy-minted life to get the girl out.

Most news reports mention the incident and then quickly move on to all the good that he did: “[H]e worked to protect civil rights, give federal help to the poor, contain the spread of nuclear weapons, raise the minimum wage, expand health coverage and improve America's schools.”

That’s exactly what I would do if I killed someone.

They're having a reunion concert billed as "Three Days of Peace, Music and Hip Replacements."

Alyssa Milano has sought a temporary restraining order against a man she says has been stalker. Her official statement read: "I have stated time and time again, no Mr. Danza, I will not do a Who's the Boss? reunion." 

Lance Bass said recently the odds are good for an NSync reunion.  He said, “The reunion will happen when me and the three other guys buy tickets to see Justin Timberlake.”

This week on "Dear Star Savior," the first audio version of the celebrity advice column:

-- Rapper T.I. gets advice about his child-support lawsuit

-- Lance Bass gets advice about a potential ‘N Sync reunion, and

-- I reach out to Star Jones after her divorce is finalized

If you see or hear about a celebrity in need of help, leave me a message on the Celebrity Rescue Line at 206-426-5796 or contact me here or through StarSavior.com.

Download "Dear Star Savior: Ep. 1" (MP3, 6:29, 3 MB)

Dear Star Savior,

Hi. I'm Lance Bass from 'N Sync. The guys are ready to get the band back together, but there's only one snag: Justin Timberlake is on tour non-stop. Everything else is lined up, but Justin is such a workaholic that he may never take a break from touring. And he's getting married soon, so that could add even more to his schedule. How can I help make this reunion work?


Dear Lance,

To make this reunion happen, you'll have to help Justin find a way to slow down. Workaholics are so into their jobs that they just can't see the need to back off. There's only one thing keeping Justin out on tour all the time: his success. So get rid of that.

One of the best ways to put the brakes on a music career is drugs. Once you get Justin hooked, he'll have plenty of time for 'N Sync. Nothing simplifies a busy life like addiction.
 
Since Justin's getting married soon, there's a golden opportunity to get him addicted. You'll have to make it happen, since most drug dealers don't offer wedding registries.

You could hold the reception in a crackhouse. They put together a pretty good spread, including some vegetarian dope and a carving station where they cut coke lines for guests.

You could have the rehearsal dinner catered by a meth lab. The waiters are energetic and they really have a passion for the menu. The meth lab could cater the reception, too, but you'd have to be really specific when you ask for an ice sculpture.

Of course, once Justin's back with 'N Sync, you'll have to deal with his addiction. But it's not a big deal. As it turns out, junkies love to dance. Just find a choreographer who can build a routine around the shakes.

The Star Savior