...i was offered a job recently at a radio station.  The human resources director said the job paid $8 an hour now, and would pay $12 an hour in 90 days.  When i was asked when i could start, I said "How about in 90 days?" 

In Hayward, Wisconsin, shoppers at Marketplace Foods got an unexpected surprise when a 125-pound black bear walked into the store and headed straight for the beer cooler! The furry beast calmly climbed up 12 feet onto a shelf in the beer cooler where it sat for about an hour while employees helped evacuate customers and summoned wildlife officials. The good folks from the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources tranquilized the animal and took it out of the store. Store workers say the bear seemed content in the cooler and did not consume any alcohol.  ***MARLAR: Who knew that beer was considered a bear necessity?