Pfizer Pharmacutical Reports Eating Buttered Popcorn increases clogging your arteries by a massive 20900% increase. Pfizer Drug company has developed injectable popcorn that satisfies the craving without the sides effects of clogging your arteries but may cause sexual dysfuncion, diarrea, heartburn, slurred speech, glaucoma, tingling in fingertips,liver disease and Dementia.

A two year old Tennessee boy helped his mother deliver her fourth baby on their living room couch.  When a reporter asked him if he'd been scared or nervous, the toddler replied, "Ha!  No way; the last two were C-sections!"

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Larry Brown reportedly had been texting Allen Iverson. Brown's plan is to slowly teach Iverson to read.

Kobe Bryant is reportedly nursing a sore right groin. Hopefully not in Colorado.

The Washington Nationals are reportedly interested in outfielder Randy Winn. Or any kind of win, for that matter.
 

Authorities in a small North Dakota coal mining town want bar owners to install surveillance systems after a rush of brawls that some people liken to those seen in John Wayne’s western movies. Oliver County State’s Attorney Mike Liffrig’s proposal includes requiring owners to report fights immediately. Some bar owners oppose the surveillance, one bar owner Tom Merion said it would violate his patron’s right to speak freely. Mr. Merion was then cold cocked by a customer having a drink at his bar. The customer was heard yelling “Who you calling a patron.”

A news article reported that Led Zeppelin's Stairway To Heaven became a radio staple due to allowing DJs cigarette breaks. I guess that means Led Zeppelin causes cancer. 

On Thursday, November 12, the New York Daily News reported that City University of New York (CUNY) has a math problem.  Reports show that during their first math class at one of CUNY’s four-year colleges, 90% of 200 students tested couldn’t solve a simple algebra problem and only a third could convert a fraction into a decimal.

How embarrassing to have a 90% failure rate!  That’s like almost 8 out of every 5 people!

 

Javon Walker reportedly wants out of Oakland. Which makes him no different than anyone who has ever been to Oakland.