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Sex-Toy Study At Duke Upsets Catholic Leader

By: Dan Berry (C)
Submitted: Nov 6, 2009
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Sex-Toy Study At Duke Upsets Catholic Leader

A campus religious leader is unhappy about a study at Duke University that invites female students to attend sex-toy parties.

The Rev. Joe Vetter, director of the Duke Catholic Center, condemns the study, saying that it excludes men and, thus, fails to promote relationships… between priests and young boys! 


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FF News: The Presidential Box--December 2025

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Submitted: Oct 30, 2009
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Footprints Filmworks—The Presidential Box—December 2025—FF News—
This is an E I G H T Page FF News Brief Bulletin so the footprints team suggests that you be nice and relaxed when viewing this bulletin. This is an Exclusive Interview with South Africa’s golden president and Nobel Peace Prize winner Mr. Omar Abdulla. Mr. Omar Abdulla is president of South Africa since 2023 and his serving his second year in office after serving on the 447 member South African government as Minister of Finance. Mr. Omar Abdulla is President of South Africa based on his overwhelming support from the South African community clinching 81 percent of the more than 50 million voters in South Africa. Mr. Omar Abdulla is known as “The Playboy President” earning this title after dating some of the most gorgeous women in the world. Mr. Omar Abdulla is known as the World’s Greatest President according to voters on Today’s Times Magazine.



South Africa the country occupies S P A C E that of France, Spain, England and Northern Asia. South Africa is rated the fifth most popular country in the world after the United States, India, China and Brazil. South Africa is known as “The Honeymoon Haven” hosting tourists who choose to escape once they get married. South Africa is rated as one of the most beautiful countries in the world according to voting polls on FF News.

South Africa-The country occupies the Southern Tip of Africa and is bounded by South West Africa, Namibia, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Mozambique, and Swaziland and by the Atlantic and Indian Oceans- West and East. South Africa entirely surrounds Lesotho and partially surrounds the F O U R black states of Transkei, Bophuthatswana, Venda and Ciskei. (Before their independence)

--Footprints Filmworks Advert--

The Country’s history stretches 250 000 years where President of South Africa Paul Kruger and The Great trek had their tug of war on land and commercial properties. The country has long been plagued by foreigners who choose to escape from their daily chores and choose to relax in South Africa’s warm climate. The Country has long been raising eyebrows in local communities regarding forced links between Footprints allies and ANC Nationalists. The Country is rated as a country of national pride, accelerated growth, ever-growing technology and increasing national interest.



As the year is 2025 many local communities are creating havoc as many people choose to have their say about the country as a whole. A local listener on SABC Radio Richie Valens said that South Africa should look at growth internally rather than externally. South Africa which has the first teleport service which allows listeners from anywhere in the world to show their interest in the country can dial 911 and can speak to President of South Africa or whoever’s name they type in the database immediately, via voice prompts.


Valens asked Abdulla what he thought about the current Economic Stimulus Plan, currently stating that the South African economy was overleveraged and that financing from other countries should be opted out.
The Presidential Box—December 2025—http://www.footprintsfilmworks.com


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--Footprints Filmworks—The Presidential Box—December 2025—FF News
Abdulla responded to Valens statement by saying that South Africa was in a trade surplus due to the leveraging policy whereby government Reserve Banks lends money to other Reserve Banks at no interest charge. Abdulla added by saying that lending the money to other countries was a policy that created “Friendly Ties” amongst nations, both locally and internationally.


When Valens asked Abdulla what this meant he said that the community of South Africa was in “Friendly Ties” with second and third world countries to force barter deals and trade deals.

While on channel 911 another caller Sakeena Joosub asked Abdulla what he thought would be the longer term growth of South Africa including growth in terms of improvement of facilities for correctional services, improvement of facilities in the Laudium community, improvement of facilities in the greater Gauteng area and improvement of facilities in the medical centers.
Abdulla responded to Joosub’s remarks stating that the current Economic community was in tatters due to the neglect from the current South African Reserve Bank.


“South Africa has become a country like Japan. We cannot print more money because the country does not need money; the country needs support from our neighbors to sell our assets. The asset value of South Africa is valued at R700 trillion rand, yet if she shed 10 percent of our asset value we would generate double the income from our country’s partners. “Abdulla responded.


Abdulla has long been admired by both South African government nationalists and international allies. He has served on the United Nations Board as Executive Director and served his five years required to study at the footprints university. As South African’s once the student has passed their 12 grade examination, it is compulsory for them to study at any of the 9600 footprints universities in South Africa.
Although Mr. Omar Abdulla is serving his second year in office as President of South Africa, he is challenged by a group of Muslim Businessmen aiming at sabotaging his term in office and his businesses. At a failed assassination attempt on Inauguration day October 25 2023 Abdulla escaped unharmed and was rushed to a nearby hospital where he lived with Allah’s Grace.

--FF News Advert--



Whilst in office he is constantly challenged by Bantu and Shona rebels aiming at forcing him to make decisions that he would normally never approve off.

At a recent rally in Church Street thousands of protestors took to the streets to the offices of the presidency claiming that Members of Parliament were “Eating more than Sharing.” What this term meant in South African Parliament was that the law was not playing its tune to country citizens. According to South African Law citizens who do not earn an income for three years will be banished to neighboring Madagascar.
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--Footprints Filmworks—The Presidential Box—December 2025—FF News--
President of South Africa Omar Abdulla said that the “Eating more than Sharing” was a law just newly introduced that aimed at keeping South Africans “At Home, and At Peace.” According to the “Eating more than Sharing” law South Africans would need to live with a minimum of four people per household. Newly-wed couples, homeless people, nomads, and orphans will be taken in what is called the “The House of Cards.”
“The House of Cards” is the first of its kind ever created in South Africa and is financed by The Old Mutual Group of Companies, South African Airways, Pick and Pay and Footprints Filmworks. “The House of Cards” is a development organization that aims at creating leadership for inspiring Managing Directors, Business personnel, previously disadvantaged South African’s and people who choose to learn from the grapevine. For those persons who pose no income they can join the “The House of Cards” which is a weekly payout of R5000.00 per week to the individual seeking a job. The department that the employee works for instructs the employee the chores that he or she should adhere to.


Current Managing Director of “The House of Cards” Zakkiyyah Adamjee said that throughout South Africa the “The House of Cards” was working well with South African citizens. We have more than 50 000 people who have joined us in the last year and it’s improving day by day.
“The House of Cards” is in no competition with a similar concept of the footprints university Adamjee added. The footprints university is a free five year university to all South Africans, whilst “The House of Cards” employs those graduates who choose to enhance their skills further. Adamjee continued by saying that the R50 billion rand initiative was co-sponsored by the government through tax incentives and interest bearing accounts.



The South African community which has 10 million homes with 80 percent of them leveraged through any of the big F O U R banks has been experiencing down faults due to local council municipalities not keeping up to their deal.


The country employs more than 35 million people in sectors of financing, services, manufacturing and developing, technology synopsis, mining and agriculture, youth education and training, military programs, and many other sectors encapsulating a net growth of 25 percent on GDP per annum.

The seven hundred and eighty six sectors of the job sector of South Africa is led by Minister of Interrelationships Jacob Pheledi who has held this title since 2020. Pheledi(58) said that the Job sector of South Africa was in “Safe Hands” and that job hunting among South Africans was easy as the amount of employment agencies had increased by 12 percent since 2020.


--Footprints Filmworks Champion Cars Advert--

“To find a job that pays well is easy to find in South Africa. The problem lies with employees who choose to change their jobs every five years. This makes it difficult for the South African Interrelation community as jobs are quickly shuffled around to improve service delivery and efficiency.” Pheledi said.
The Presidential Box—December 2025—http://www.footprintsfilmworks.com

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--Footprints Filmworks—The Presidential Box—December 2025—FF News—
The Exclusive Interview held with me and President of South Africa Omar Abdulla was to be held at the Union Building’s on November 11 2025. I was told to meet him at 8:00 am at the Union Buildings National Gardens. My name is Jessica Knowles and this is my story with meeting with one of the most admired leaders of our time.



When I met with Abdulla at 8:00 am, one of his wives accompanied him for a morning jog and breakfast at the Tuscan Union Buildings. Initially, Abdulla laughed at the questions I posed to him, telling me that I should put my pen and paper away, and that I should join them on their daily morning jog. I was a bit surprised a President who led an economy of R700 trillion rand could be so funky and accommodating.
Abdulla answered a question I posed to him earlier about the South African Crime rate, stating that crime had become something of the past for South Africans. Abdulla said that the South African crime rate had dropped by more than 60 percent in the last ten years, due to the improvement of facilities for policemen and the correct method of “Household Hands”



“Household Hands” was a campaign invented by Minister of Safety and Defense Yusuf Smith that aimed at keeping criminals on guard. The “Household Hands” was an initiative that joined murderers, killers, money launderers and policemen to fight crime. According to the eight grade of criminals that prowl South African streets and prisons all grades from 3-8 were to be killed execution style or hanged. This law adapted from the Arabian community is similar to the death penalty; the only difference is that criminals are graded upon the crimes they commit. All 0-2 grade crimes and criminals were to be set free from prison and free to go home, to start fresh.



Abdulla said that the “Household Hands” law took some time for government officials to pass, but in the long run it has paid off. In 2010 every three minutes two crimes had been committed in South Africa, today we have an average of 15 crimes per day, which is a major drop from 2010.


Although, Abdulla, myself and his wife had been jogging for 30 min, we stopped for 10 min to have a glass of water, whereby he said, Jessica what I’m about to tell you might change your life.
And I said, what is it that you have to tell me that can change my life, Mr. President.
I remember he came close to me and said, I was never this close to my dreams and goals. There was a stage in my life where my family, personal friends, The South African government and even my own Ministers sabotaged and protested against me.



When I asked Abdulla what this meant he said that when he became President of South Africa in 2023, a group of angry protesters took 500 000 copies of his bestselling memoir “My father, the president” and burnt it in Soweto, Secunda, Laudium and Lenasia. This motivated me that the world and the people who occupy the space they live in, don’t keep up to their words.


The Presidential Box—December 2025—http://www.footprintsfilmworks.com
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--Footprints Filmworks—The Presidential Box—December 2025—FF News—
Abdulla added by saying that the community of South Africa does not appreciate the work that he and his 447 member Parliament does.


“Our government and people have become selfish when it comes to our country. What happened to the days where we had patriots and strong hearted men who walked our streets? When Madiba died in 2010, the country found itself anew in terms of globalization and commitment to our citizens” Abdulla said.
Although Abdulla has been President of South Africa for only two years, his greatest success was achieving the treasured goal of listing his blueprint company Footprints Filmworks on all major stock exchanges in the world. As a local tabloid paper read:




“A millionaire at 21, A billionaire at 30, A Superstar Celebrity, at 35, A President of a country, at 40”


After the morning jog, Abdulla asked to have lunch at the Union Building’s Hotel. He told me that he was going to buy a few Cuban Cigars and continue discussions on the South African community and its leaders.
At the Hotel Café at around 11: 25am a flying helicopter F-18 comes to pick us up as Mr. Abdulla has a meeting in Cape Town with the Minister of Transport and Aviation Mandy White. I was asked to join him for the day as I am busy producing a documentary on his life. His wives who are sisters were asked to join him on the trip.

--Todays Times Advert0--


I was surprised that Mr. Abdulla had two wives who lived and travelled with him.
When we arrived in the country’s Capital, Western Cape, I was greeted by Mandy White who said that all harbors, flights, tube train stations and air tubes in the country had been stalled as the power shortage from generators were too busy. According to White the country’s power generators had caused the power shortage. South Africa which is one of the highest producers of natural power was currently experiencing “Sunbeam Radiation and Radioactivity.”



“Sunbeam Radiation and Radioactivity” was a natural element in the sky that caused all power to cut off. According to the myth this technology was invented by “The Illumanti”. The “Sunbeam Radiation and Radioactivity” technology was eco-friendly and causes the earth to require Maximum Potential. What this meant is that when the Sun, Earth, Moon and Jupiter were parallel to each other, “Sunbeam Radiation and Radioactivity” takes over. According to “The illumanti” when all these elements are parallel to each other, all ozone cleansing takes place. This meant that although the country might be out of power for a day, all skin diseases and natural diseases including Cancers, HIV Positive patients, mentally instable people, and ordinary patients would be cured.

This was a legend that I read about in South African history and perhaps today was the day that I would find out what is: “Sunbeam Radiation and Radioactivity”

The Presidential Box—December 2025—http://www.footprintsfilmworks.com


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Footprints Filmworks—The Presidential Box—December 2025—FF News--

“Jessica, I need to make an urgent call” Abdulla called out.
I was a bit surprised Mr. President of South Africa wanted to make a call at this time when the city was out of power. After about half an hour, he returned and said:
“Sorry, I cannot use my mobile; I had to place a bet.”
“A bet, about what?” I asked.


“If I’m right I can double the Country’s reserve in this day.” Abdulla said.
I did not know what this meant, or what sought of code this was, but I could see that the power shortage in the country had caused him to become frail and bleak.


I am a journalist for a local newspaper, and at this time I felt like calling my boss and telling him that I was stuck with the President of South Africa for the entire day. I was so excited to get to know the Man behind the mask of the media.


--Footprints in South Africa Advert--


It was already 2: pm and still the power in the country was off, and I could see that Abdulla was nervous about something. His twin wives had gotten lost in the Minister of Transport offices Goggling reasons why and when the power could come back on. I remember, Abdulla called out my name and said:
Jessica, you wanted that interview, come and chat to me.


I had a whole list of questions prepared but it seemed that all my questions and notes meant nothing because today I could actually speak to him, and get to know what picks on the mind of the most powerful man in the world.



I told Abdulla that I did not have any notebooks to take down notes, but that I had the questions in my mind. I asked him, what motivated him to be the President of one of the Wealthiest countries in the world.
At first, he laughed and smiled and said that he was constantly challenged by his mentors and old pioneers to follow in their footprints. I remember, he came close to me and said:
“I have been around long enough to be fooled, but I always get fooled by good hearts.”
What this meant I did not understand, but I could see the honesty in his face and personality. He seemed relaxed that the entire South African community was in his hands, and all that he could do was remember the days when he schooled in Laudium.


The Presidential Box—December 2025—http://www.footprintsfilmworks.com
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Footprints Filmworks—The Presidential Box—December 2025—FF News--


“I am a community leader at heart, perhaps I was lucky with what God has blessed me, Perhaps I have been cursed, but what I do know, is that my dreams always become a reality.” Abdulla Says.
At this time an international call came in on my mobile, and a strange voice asked for Omar.
“May I speak to your superior” the strange voice asked.
I immediately handed the mobile device to Omar, who said that he would like some privacy and chat to the man in the strange voice.



Abdulla returned my mobile device and said that the power in the country will be back in 30 min, and that if he was correct the stock markets would rocket on the news about the power generators back in progress and that medical pharmaceutical company shares will drop as soon as the power comes back on.
When I asked him why the pharmaceutical company shares will drop on the news of the power, Abdulla said that “Sunbeam Radiation and Radioactivity” took place on January 25 2012 and within minutes small investors on the JSE, CAC, FTSE and FFF became overnight billionaires.


I remember on that day, I short 1 billion future contracts on Pfizer shares and I made 10 billion dollars of my own money. According to Abdulla the legend of “The Illumanti” having inside ties with when and why markets react in the way that they do.



I did not understand this mumbo jumbo share talk, so I said, Mr. President, we have 30 min more before the power comes back, can we perhaps continue with the interview as planned.
I asked Abdulla what his opinion was on the current Peace Treaty being signed between the eight nations General Assembly.



Abdulla answered my question by saying that the medical and technology investment community of the global economy were experiencing major overflow and that the medical and technology fields were the shares that increased in value the most since 2008. Abdulla added by saying that precious metals and raw materials had dropped by almost seventy percent in value since 2008. Abdulla continued by saying that the Peace Treaty was being signed by South Africa, United States, France, Zimbabwe, Saudi Arabia, Cuba, China, and U.S.S.R . Abdulla said that the treaty agreement would aim at fixing Forex currencies, Precious Metals, Blue-chip companies and repo rates pricing to squeeze inflation.



Abdulla said the investment community in countries was slowly improving as investors were starting to deepen their investment portfolio and risk appetite to outrun bank returns. According to Abdulla the local stock exchanges in the world had four times increased in value, over the five year period. He elaborated the importance of Bankers and Financiers to beware of getting stopped out off market trends.
This was friendly advice for me, as I always watch Abdulla on CNBC talking about market trends. I remember on 29 December 2024, how markets went bullish on a Monetary Policy meeting.



--The Presidential Box—December 2025—http://www.footprintsfilmworks.com
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--Footprints Filmworks—The Presidential Box—December 2025—FF News--
When we arrived on the F-18 back at the Union Buildings, Abdulla said that he would like some time with his family and that I should take a walk and views the 1105 Hectare Union Buildings. He said that he would like to use my mobile as he had to make a call to the man in the strange voice.
Abdulla(40) who has currently four children is reported to have been said that he plans to have as many children as possible. In a recent report in New York Times, he was quoted as saying that the next ten years will bring another four children to our footprints team.
“Thank you, for your time Jessica” he said.


He handed me a shoebox and said that I should send him a proof of the advert in 50 newspapers before I print it. I was a bit surprised that a President advertisers in newspapers.
Before, I left his home, I turned back and said:
Mr. President, I believe that you are a Ferrari Fan and I have heard rumors about you purchasing Ferrari Cars in the past decade or so.

--Footprints Filmworks Travel Tours Advert--


“I have always had dreams in my life Jessica. When I was 25, I had a picture of a Ferrari in my room, and perhaps I collect Ferrari’s these days, to remember my childhood dreams and passions.”
May I see your Ferrari Cars I asked him?
He said that it was a long walk to the Buildings Garage, but if she opened the shoebox, she would make the walk easier for both of them.


So, I opened the shoebox, and guess what???

A One million rand note and the keys to a new Ferrari F430 Scuderia


--The Presidential Box—December 2025—http://www.footprintsfilmworks.com


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David Letterman, Extortion, Sex?

By: Rick Gilstrap (C)
Submitted: Oct 2, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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David Letterman

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A CBS producer, claiming knowledge of sexual relationships between David Letterman and female staffers, has been indicted for trying to extort $2 million from him. 

What an idiot! He could have gotten twice that money extorting the female staffers!


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Elton John

By: Terry Tyller (M)
Submitted: Sep 29, 2009
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Police wonder who left a piano in the middle of the woods – and why. The Baldwin piano found in the Bells Neck woods in Harwich appears to be in perfect working condition and had a matching bench. Another question police would like to answer is how the piano got to such a remote location. Investigators found the letters EJ, engraved on the piano as well as the bench. A spokesperson for Elton John said “It’s no secret that Sir Elton has had little success maintaining relationships with men or women, this was Elton’s attempt to connect with the animal kingdom.”


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Shaken out of context

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Submitted: Aug 15, 2009
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At a conference one speaker while talking described a good relationship as one that has the essential feature that its partners have their ideas about life's issues firmly fixed in place and not shaky. He asked someone to summarize using his words like firm, resolve or steady. A guy stands up and says "A man is more steady in relationships he gives something firm you can hold on to, but a woman throws lots of stuff that are not certain to remain resolved in one position, ass shakes, tits and hips sway, hair can be tossed to and fro as for their clits, not only does it shake, it vibrates".


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get back

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Submitted: Mar 25, 2009
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...disgraced former NY governor Elliot Spitzer has spent the last year rebuilding his relationships and just wants to go back to being the scumbag he used to be. 


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Relationships and Compatibility

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Submitted: Feb 21, 2009
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I’ve noticed that when it comes to relationships, if you want them to have longevity it’s all about compatibility.  I didn’t realize until I started dating what’s her name.


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The NO test

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Submitted: May 10, 2008
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What to do with your type of man?
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The Doormat
He never says "No". You can ask him to drive you to your other boyfriend's place or to pick your clothes from the other side of the city and he will say "Yes! What else do you need, dear?"

The Guru
He says "No" rarely or on random occasions. He actually does not care much about... anything, including you. His attention is split between his spirituality or drinking or his hundreds of friends. You are just part of the environment in which he blissfully spends his time or hangovers.

The Macho
He says "No" all the time. He is assertive, knows what he wants up to the last tassel. He will give you his opinion on about anything and make sure you like it. He is your average macho guy so you will hear soon (if not already) "No looking at other guys, no calling, no "girls night out". Either this or he is a control freak that will put you in the place you fit best... in HIS world.

The Pirate
He gives you the impression that his limits are far beyond the horizon. You can ask for anything and with a grand gesture he will cut through bodies and spice cargo to make you happy. The romance is in his blood and he will spill it on your command. But not to an extend that he gets really hurt. Because you soon discover that there are another handful of maidens on his ship and you are on a romantic time-share trip.

The Nerd
His experience with women is limited mostly to the virtual world. Thus his "No" does not exist. Because in the games the princess never asked for anything unreasonable more than once and it paid off to comply. As you progress into the high scores in your gaming relationship - and you naturally press for the same things over and over again - he suddenly will realize that reality has no "Load" option. Then he will start clicking on the "Build "No" wall" button.

The Prince (on the White Horse)
Doesn't say anything, because he is too busy looking gorgeous and running errands for a Princess. Very romantic during the honeymoon. Later he devotes fully to satisfy every spoken or unspoken wish of his sweetheart which leaves him very little time for anything else. Often lives in a parallel reality where the lady of his heart is completely perfect. Even when she asks for the World in a pink wrapping it only seems natural to get it and add a red ribbon. Gets too much attention from all the Princesses out there due to the gorgeous looks and the extensive travel.

The Gentleman
He usually lets you have the word on the things if he knows that it will make you happy. And no, if he made the plan for the evening, you cannot just demand to change the restaurant in the last moment. His "No" is firm and usually on important things. If you ask him the "Why?" (You can't resist the "Why?", can you?) he would smile and avoid the explanation. Not because he disrespects you but because he wants to relieve you from the worries or does not see the need for you to know.

The Real Gentleman
He does exactly as the Gentleman, but when you give him the "Why?" treatment, he would take the time and (try to) convince you. Because he gives you the full respect as a woman and as a human being. A bit naive approach, but he believes that if you are the right one it will work out.
"Wow! Isn't that too much to look for?" Of course, it is. But you can always try...



What type of girl are you?
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The Brat
You are either not into taking decisions of your own or you know you are a spoiled girl that needs good structure and control. You need to hear the "No" word often to feel secure, loved and appreciated. For most men your kiddish attitude is charming and your pouting lips - attractive.
The best match for you is the Macho. We won't advise you on anyone else because the Grand Machismo Attitude is spotted easily and often so you don't need to compromise.
The (Real) Gentleman is also OK for you, if you are flexible enough and he can put up with your attitude for more than a week.
The Prince is a close call but better leave him to the Princess.
Avoid the Nerd and the Doormat.

The Flower Child
You live for the moment and it better be one filled with harmony and love. "No" just breaks your heart and you either ignore it or move to the next blossom. You can show any man a world of pleasure and fun he never knew it existed. But you have to get the harmony vibe or it won't last and you will make yet another man miserable. Again.
Your match is naturally the the Guru. However, these guys are rare, often live in the high mountains (dark pubs) and you might not be ready to give up hot water for a blissful and smelly existence. You might find that the Doormat is well in abundance these days and is suitable enough for your needs.
The (Real) Gentleman might be OK for you, if you manage to capture him with your other assets.
The Prince is also very good, but you will need a collection of them to have the steady flow of happiness.
Ignore advances from the Macho and the Pirate.

The British Prime Minister
You like your control served daily with fresh salad and a smile. You get everything organized and your man will never miss anything essential, as long as his definition for "essential" fits to yours. You can't hear a "No" because you are too busy giving the word yourself to the rest of the world.
Just avoid the Macho. The rest either will fit you naturally, you will steam roll them to your liking or they will run before you get affectionate enough.

The Princess
Your are romantic, you are waiting for the one and only and you know there will be no need to hear a "No" from the Prince on the White Horse. Because there can never be any argument with HIM. And you will never ever ask for anything unreasonable, won't you? Even if it is a box with individually packed Evening stars. You will love him with passion and devotion for his dedication to you and your needs and make each and every day a fairy tale.
Here is a piece of news for you: The Prince on White Horse is an endangered species. If you spot one - get him and try to think small!
A very good alternative is the (Real) Gentleman but you will have to dish the star delivery demands and opt for romantic evenings now and then.
Otherwise you can try the Doormat - with (quite) some imagination form your side you can have quite a happy fairy tale as well.
Avoid the Pirate, the Nerd and the Macho. They will all disappoint you the same way, just at different times.

The Iron Maiden
You are not sure what happens exactly with the dynamics between a man and a woman but that's OK. Maybe he is the only one that will ever look at you and it is best to take whatever he offers: "No" or "Yes" - it doesn't matter. You have the potential to blossom to whatever he desires and make it a good match.
The good news is that all men can be yours! The bad one - you have to make them like you...

The Lady
You treat people with respect and expect the same. Communication is a two-way street for you and "No" is a valid sign in both directions. Love is important but you know it is not enough to wish to get old with someone. If you can only find Mr. Right you know how to make each other the happiest people on Earth.
Have you seen a Gentleman recently? We neither. But when you do - make sure you catch his attention.
What about a Real Gentleman? If you are so damn lucky to meet one that is not already married with 3 kids, don't hesitate - propose him right on the spot and bear his children!
Avoid the Macho - he is too much hard work for too little benefit.
The rest you can work with, but sooner or later you will either get annoyed or bored.

The Feminista
You are a commando in an elite squad that would torture and kill anyone that dares to generalize relationships based on gender.
If you are reading this, please do not dial HQ and call an air strike.

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Man Has Sex With a City Street

By: Steve Knowles (C)
Submitted: Dec 6, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Dating

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A man in Scotland was arrested (and officially labeled a sex offender) after being caught simulating sexual intercourse against the pavement of a city street.

The judge denied any future visits with paved surfaces, and suggested that the man limit his relationships to forests, grassy fields, and the occasional garden plot.

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New Excuse for Cheating: Alzheimer's

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Nov 19, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Bill Clinton

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Experts say it is not uncommon for Alzheimer's patients, who live in the moment, to embark on new romantic relationships--which is not considered truly cheating on one's marriage.

Upon hearing this news, Bill Clinton held a press conference announcing that he's been suffering from Alzheimer's for the past 30 years.


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