For most of us, turning 18 has little more significance than marking the age we can now vote. For Khagendra Thapa Magar, turning 18 meant a lot more than that. It meant he went from being the world's shortest teenager to the world's shortest man! Khagendra, who stands just 2-feet 5-inches, says he has two birthday wishes-- to be officially recognized by the Guinness World Records Book and to find a wife. He has been enjoying a week of celebrations with friends and family at his rural Nepalese home in the foothills of the Himalayas.  ***MARLAR: With special musical guest, Randy Newman. 

There's a new twist on the beauty pageant in Hungary. They call it "The Miss Plastic" pageant and it's only open to women who have had breast implants, tummy tucks, facelifts and other cosmetic plastic surgeries. But the prizes won't be awarded to the contestants, rather the plastic surgeons who did the work. Judges will not only have to study the contestants' vital statistics but their medical records too. And like all beauty contests, the backstage drama has already begun. Contestant Alexandra Horvath said, "I'm suing my hair supplier because what they supplied caught fire while it was being dyed-- luckily before it had been fitted to my head!" Organizers claim the event allows the contestants, aged from 19 to 38, to celebrate the beautiful bodies they helped to create.  ***MARLAR: Shouldn't they be holding this contest in Silicon Valley? 

FBI records reveal that Anna Nicole Smith was under investigation in 2000 and 2001 for a murder-for-hire plot. 

Prosecutors ultimately decided there wasn’t enough evidence to charge the model. 

They couldn’t prove she enlisted any outside help in killing her career.

Authorities were, however, able to convict Smith of slaughtering 4 Big Macs, 3 large fries, and a 20-piece Chicken McNuggets — all in a single sitting. 

Court records say a man told the Salt Lake County Sheriff’s office that he stripped down and streaked near his house to show his girlfriend he was no longer on drugs. Charges say the 26-year old man dropped his shorts and ran naked into a house. When questioned, he said he was trying to prove to his girlfriend that he wasn’t going to use methamphetamines anymore. To prove he no longer uses cocaine; the man snorted a line of Comet kitchen cleanser and farted the tune “Ain’t We Got Fun?”

Joe Jackson, father of the late Michael Jackson, shared some harsh opinions regarding Kanye West’s hijacking of Taylor Swift’s moment and insists he be blackballed out of show business for that.

He could start by signing Kanye to his new record label, Ranch Records, just as soon as possible.

I once tried to commit suicide as a kid. The pressures of being a 9-year-old were getting to me. Ultimately I decided not to because back then I didn't own any decent records. Honestly, I didn't want my dead body being found with a Kajagoogoo LP! 

More than 60 trained personnel dispensed 11,538 flu shots during a nine-hour period at four locations around the University of Minnesota campuses in Minneapolis and St. Paul. They hope that puts them in the Guinness World Records book for the most flu shots given in a single day. After receiving the shots, the participates celebrated by going outside and sneezing on the first person they saw.

Last Thursday, Vice President Joe Biden met with health care professionals in Chicago and announced that about $1.2 billion in grants will be given to help hospitals transition to electronic medical records. As of now Joe Biden is still making the announcement!

 I hate Emo music. It sucks at my generation will be known as the "Emo kids". The 1980's kids are like the "New Wave Kids" and the " Heavy Metal Kids". The 1990's kids are like the "Grunge Kids". But, the 2010 kids are like the "Hair straightener Emo arm cuter kids". I'm not a Emo arm cuter kid. See, these cuts on my arm? I was kind of doing a scientific experiment, BITCH! deal with it! jk.

I have a theory that  Phil Collins is to blame for Emo music ever being created. I can't believe this douche bag thinks he could play the drums and sing all at the some time and could actually pull it off. The band Genesis and their songs called Mama, No reply at all, and hold on to my heart and as well as Phil Collins solo career only influenced all the future douche bag Emo bands that we hear, today. 

Congratulation, Phil Collins! 

Here's a scientific graph denoting the theory the evolution of Emo music:

Genesis= Phil Collins=Counting Crows=Blink-182=Dashbroad Confessional+Say Anything= THIS IS WHY I STOP LISTENING TO KROQ ( commercial radio)

analysis of why Phil Collins is such douche bag: here's SOME  lyrics from the song "No Reply At All".

Look at me, you never look at me,
Ooh, Ive been sitting, staring, seems so long.
But you're looking through me
Like I wasn't here at all.
No reply, theres no reply at all

I get the feeling you're trying to tell me;
Is there something that I should know? 
What excuse are you trying to sell me? 
Should I be reading stop or go, I don't know.

look Phil!  JUST LEAVE THE BITCH! It's obviation that she doesn't want you. Phil,  don't sing about it and sell 50, 000 records. YOU JUST LEAVE THE BITCH!

The nominees for the annual" Scumbag Of The Year " are :  1) Bernie Madoff . He bilked friends and fellow Jews out of their millions , ruining many lives while never losing a night's sleep ! ......   2)  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad . He stole the Iranian Presidential Election , causing millions to protest in the streets of Tehran, resulting in hundreds of deaths and thousands of broken heads . ... 3) North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-ll . He revived his country's nuclear program and continues firing longer ranged missiles at the West, while thumbing his nose at Obama ....... 4)  Joe Jackson , father of Michael Jackson . Less than an hour after his son's death he was out on the street shamelessly hawking Jacko memorabilia, t-shirts, records, and cd's . Joe plans to charge loyal fans $25 a head to view the body during the funeral this weekend ! ....... 5)   Perez Hilton, .. This obnoxious homosexual blogger creep, single handedly destroyed Carrie Prejean's ( Miss California ) chance of becoming Miss USA and ultimately being stripped of her Miss California title .................. .... The envelope please ..... Our  " 2009 SCUMBAG OF THE YEAR AWARD  " Goes to .........." Mr Joe Jackson "......   Congratulations Joe !!  ...............................................................................( kascha & whitney )