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Sylvester Stallone says that his latest "Rambo" movie with its tagline, "Either live for something, die for nothing - it's your choice," is inspiring real-life opponents of the military rulers of Myanmar. As one opponent said, "Any government that allows such bad foreign movies to be distributed in its country doesn't deserve to rule."
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Chuck Norris has Mike Huckabee's back and today, Rocky and Rambo star, Sylvester Stallone, announced he he'll back Republican rival John McCain's. Steven Segal endorses Burger King.
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 Being John Rambo at 62 has certain pluses and minuses:
1) The only thing stiff in the morning are your knees.
2) The bad guys can't sneak up on you: you pee 6 times a night.
3) Your camp is littered with Icy Hot patches.
4) You fall asleep while firing your M-60.
5) You haven't had a good crap since the mid-90s.
6) You're easier to track, they follow the scent of menthol (see #3).
7) Your sciatica means the hot Asian chick gives you a back rub instead of a front rub.
8) Medicaid hasn't kicked in yet.
9) Rambo V to be filmed in The Villages, FL.
10) Senior discounts at the Gun Shack.
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Sylvester Stallone announced that when he revives his character in the film Rambo; for some of his action scenes, he would use a body double.
Unfortunately, for Stallone’s dialogue scenes there still will be no speaking double.
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