Black on Black crime is getting so bad in Virginia,..... that blacks are joining the Klan in record numbers.


You know,... if it wasn't for it's humorous aspects,.. racism would be valueless.

Fox News says whale attack motivated by racism.  

You know, I don't go around thinking about racism all day, but at least ONCE in a while, I'd really like to be able to think of the phrase "Southern Hospitality" and NOT picture a lynching. 

They say there is no more racism in America, if that is true then why did they change the school zone speed limit in my neighborhood from 15 to 50?

A new Speedy Gonzalez movie is coming, but without the stereotypes tied to the character. Finally, something unfunnier than racism!!!!

Critics of the film "Avatar" are protesting it's alleged racism.  "Avatar' is artistic evidence of the ugly mindset which underlies so much of Left-wing thinking today," says many critics.

I don't get it.

Are these protest by actual 10-foot-tall, blue-skinned Na'vi people?

Or are they protests by people who are anti-10-foot-tall, blue-skinned Na'vi people?  

And where the hell do you find 10-foot-tall, blue-skinned Na'vi people? 

What's not to like?
 

I was surprised to hear Fox News commentator Glenn Beck say that he thought President Obama was a racist. At least, that's what I thought Beck said. His voice was kind of muffled under that white hood he was wearing at the time.

President Obama has gone on record that he does not believe that racial bias has fueled the heated rhetoric coming from conservatives since his inauguration. Which is a perfectly logical stance for him to take, if you ask me - because really...you don't think he WANTS to get shot, do you?

The police were responding to a break-in in progress, and when they ask this so called racism expert for ID, he gives them a hard time and calls it racism.   So let me get this straight.  You want the police to treat an unidentified break-in suspect with respect and courtesy... Yeah.. that’s gonna work real well.

“Excuse me, we don’t mean to intrude, but we see the door is broken in… do you live here? Oh you do… ok… have good night”

First of all, let’s consider that most break-ins reported are real and dangerous.  I’m gonna estimate that at least 9 out of 10 times, the guy breaking into your place isn’t you.

On top of that, this isn’t the first break-in at the Professor’s home.  I think it’s hysterical when people say, “If he was white, this wouldn’t have happened that way”

Well, I’m white (sort of) and if the police thought my apartment was being broken into, I would obey all their commands, gladly show them my ID, and thank them for coming.  So it would have gone differently for me… not because of my color… but because I’m not an idiot.  If police ask you for your ID and you put up a fight and call them names, don’t expect to be treated with honor.

One last thing, Don’t apply to Harvard.  They let anybody teach there.

Oh and PS: Me calling him an idiot isn’t racism. Idiots come in all colors.  I have a white one that lives in my building.

Read the Police Report 

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, denying the Holocaust and calling Israel a racist regime, today took a leak and a crap in his pants at a U.N conference on anti-racism. Several delegates had claimed that the Men's Room did not exist and would not let him leave the meeting room. Shit does happen!

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