Hillary Clinton apparently can't believe Pakistan couldn't find Al-Qaeda. It's as shocking as the fact that her husband turned down an opportunity to arrest bin Laden. 

Two Saudi Al Qaeda Suspects doubling up on costumes were arrested at Tijuana entry to California. Immigration official had a sneaking GUT instinct something was wrong, This stuff they don't teach you in school, it is more of a instinct that we border guards have. .I knew something was wrong when I asked them their names and they answered me in Arabic.

It's too bad Bob Dylan's Christmas album wasn't released during the Bush administration.   Al-Qaeda terrorists would have given up all their secrets.

An Al Qaeda suicide bomber made an attempt on a Saudi Prince this week by smuggling a one pound bomb and detonator inside his rectum, although the attempt did fail, it has been reported that Richard Gere has joined Al Qaeda.

Homeland Security has just released information on three suspected Al Qaeda terrorist transporting a virus from Mexico. Porky Pig, Babe and Wilbur will be held at Guantanamo Bay, gagged with an apple and placed on a spitroast. This has caused outrage and there has been rioting in the Bay of Pigs. 

The New York  Times reports that alleged al-Qaeda suspect, Khalid Sheik Mohammed was waterboarded for information by CIA interrogators, over 183 times.  He was held under water so much, he now qualifies for the 200 meter Olympic breaststroke.

No word yet on whether the birds were sent on a suicide mission from Al-Qaeda.

After Barack Obama won the presidential election, al-Qaeda second-in-command Ayman al-Zawihiri cautioned Muslims to not get too excited, since it still doesn't mean the end of America.

Experts and media have been going on about whether or not the Mumbai terrorists are affiliated with international terrorist organizations such as al Qaeda. This misses the point entirely. Who cares if they’re affiliated with al Qaeda? They’re affiliated with Allah. Besides, isn't 'al Qaeda', like, Spanish for 'Koran'?