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DARREN MARLAR
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Snakes in the Basement

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Nov 4, 2009
Category: News  
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Animal

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It was pretty creepy and crawly – even for New York’s Bravest.  Firefighters in the New York City borough of Queens found snakes and creepy critters galore when they responded to a small basement fire.  Lieutenant Ed Ireland says it was like something out of a science fiction movie.  After the smoke cleared, Ireland says he saw a ten-foot python slithering near his feet.  There were also two cobras, tarantulas, two small alligators, and other creatures.  The animals’ owner was cited for health code violations.  ***MARLAR: Samuel Jackson has already signed on for the movie.

 


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Monty Python Reunion at the Ziegfeld Theatre in NY 10/15/09

By: Videos of Interest (C)
Submitted: Oct 16, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Animal

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IFC will also air a new six-hour documentary, "Monty Python: Almost The Truth (The Lawyer's Cut)" in one hour segments during the network's six day "Python-a-thon" Oct. 18-23, each night at 9 pm ET.


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Gary B.
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Florida swamped by invading non-native pythons

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: May 29, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Florida

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Some of the pythons were dumped by owners who no longer want them while others made their way to Florida aboard homemade rafts.


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Erik Bronsten
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Nunskulls

By: Erik Bronsten (C)
Submitted: May 24, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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 British tourists were arrested in Crete insulting the Catholic church after they paraded themselves dressed  in nun attire and naughty lingerie. People who witnessed the scene called it "the weirdest Monty Python sketch ever".


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Motherf***ing Snakes on this Motherf***ing Plane

By: Steve Etzkorn (M)
Submitted: Apr 19, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Four pythons escaped from the cargo hold of a Qantas jetliner in Australia last Tuesday... The snakes apparently broke free because they were dying to check out the in-flight movie...... "Anaconda".


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Monty Python Christmas In Heaven

By: Videos of Interest (C)
Submitted: Dec 25, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Christmas

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