BP has been awarded the Venezuelan Lifetime Engineering Award by President Hugo Chavez. Honorable mentions were also received by engineers of the Toyota Prius, Skylab and the Hindenburg 

The Time Square Car Bomber should have used a Toyota Prius because they are a better Excellarent! 

I recently had the opportunity to increase the coverage on my family life insurance policy. I think I should let my wife know. I will text her while she is driving her new prius.

There was a time when they would put a fish wrapped in news paper in your mailbox. Now they just send you a key to a Prius...

Due to high winds, the flight landed in Newburgh. The plane was on the tarmac for 7 hours and then passengers were bussed to New York.  Heck, they could have travelled non-stop in half that time in a Prius.    

In Japan's subways you will find an interesting type of vending machine.  It is possible to buy small containers with used panties inside.  Do purchasers open these on the subway cars, or wait to share the goods with their family?  Somehow the Toyota Prius debacle with sticky accelerators seems less surprising to me now...                                                      

Apparently, tests have been unable to duplicate the runaway problem the driver had with his Prius and have cast doubts on his story.   The driver's story, howver,   is being defended by his lawyer, wife  and  "balloon boy." 

I feel sorry for Spaghettios. Their slogan is "Uh-oh, Spaghettios!" Essentially, they are saying their brand name is synonymous with "I just fucked up!" I feel like that slogan should be saved for brands where that IS the meaning they're trying to convey, like "Uh-oh! Toyota Prius!"

Auto technicians tested the “California runaway Toyota Prius” and were unable to recreate the same scary conditions as experienced by its owner.  They’ll report their findings to the Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.  Great, just the guys you want evaluating this mess, “the Oversight Commitee”!

Whoopee!   That's like saying Lexus is more popular than Prius.