Actor Rip Torn – best known for his roles in Men in Black and Dodgeball – has been released on bail and will enter rehab after his arrest for breaking into a bank in Connecticut while armed with a gun. 

According to court reports, Torn, 78, was allegedly so intoxicated that he believed he was at home and had left his hat and boots by the door.

He was arrested on Friday night after he was found inside the Litchfield Bancorp bank with a loaded revolver.

Torn was charged with burglary, criminal trespass and weapons offenses, but was released on $100,000 bail and ordered to undergo alcohol rehabilitation.

Apparently, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge prison! 

Well, knowing the frequency of rape in this country's prisons, maybe Rip Torn should change his name to something a little less provocative.

Hans Kurt Kubus, 58, who stuffed 44 small lizards into his underwear before trying to board a flight has been sentenced to prison will spend 14 weeks behind bars and must pay a $3,540 fine..... WOW! So much for saving money switching to Geico! 

The country of Poland had to change its method of execution after its only electric chair stopped working.  There is not enough money in the Polish budget to have it fixed, so the Polish government has begun a new method of execution.  Condemned prisoners will be executed by having them rub their feet on a carpet for 3 years before forcing them to grab a doorknob.  

I don't think the Underwear Bomber will like jail very much.  If he goes for life, he will have the reputation as the guy who was packin' heat.

If Gilbert Arenas is found guilty of carrying a weapon in D.C., he could face a maximum sentence of five years in prison, or ten years with the Wizards.

After months of denials Iranian officials admitted that prisoners were beaten to death by their jailers.

Prison officials offered a few excuses.

They saved the country money by eliminating long prison terms and costly executions.

They kept the jailers from getting bored.

They eliminated prison overcrowding.

Well, at least they weren't waterboarding.

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