Philadelphia Phillie Jimmy Rollins still maintains that his team is better than the Yankees, moments following their Game Six loss to their World Series opponent last night.

The only other notable thing said by Rollins during the press conference was, "Yes, I do vote Republican. Why do you ask?" 

Michigan head coach Rich Rodriguez started crying during a press conference. In his defense, he had just been shown highlights of the Wolverine's 2008 season.

Reggie Bush broke up with Kim Kardashian due to her constant need to be in the spotlight. At least that's what she said at her press conference.

LeBron James has revealed that he experimented with marijuana.. Reporters began to suspect the NBA star was high during his press conference when he stated his dope smokin' started in college..

During last night's press conference President Obama described in detail how his Health Care Reform plan would work :.... " If you take a Black professor who already has a chip on his shoulder ( a pre-existing condition ) , and put him in a Red convertible that costs $6,000 more than his neighbor's car , and a White police officer notices him speeding through a Yellow traffic light while taking Blue pills and Stupidly yelling " Yo Mama " at the cops, you now have the recipe for many Black & Blues ! "  

Governor Mark Sanford recently cheated on his wife and went to South America to seek out his soul mate. His wife is holding press conferences trying to save her marriage. I say screw that. Keep his ass in South America. Let him die of malaria.

Governor Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota had some sharp words regarding fellow Republican Mark Sanford's extramarital affair...even going so far as to compliment Jenny Sanford for not standing by her husband during his press conference confession.

Gov. Pawlenty: "It's a sad and troubling situation with Jenny and Mark Sanford. I know them. I'm proud of Jenny for her strength and her commitment to her family...Frankly, I was glad to see her not standing at the press conference like many have, and kind of charting her own path."

Translated: "So listen Jenny...if y'ever find yourself in need of a little of that T-L-C once the kids are all tucked in for the night, why don't you g'wan ahead and give Big Timmy a call. I could have a 'copter waiting for you right now, baby. Just say the word, and you can swing by the Governor's Mansion for a mouthful of Good an' Paw-lenty anytime you want it. Awww, yeah."

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford held a press conference earlier today, revealing that he had an affair with an Argentine woman and that was why he disappeared without telling anyone he went to South America.

First Senator Ensign and now Governor Mark Sanford. Stay tuned until next week when Republican Senator Lindsey Graham reveals that he is a transexual and had an affair with a Filapino midget.

Fox Broadcasting is taking a pass on President Obama's Wednesday news conference, opting instead to run a new episode of its crime drama "Lie to Me."   Barack Obama respnded by cancelling an upcoming appearance as guest judge on "American Idol."

An Obama lead person snuck a peek at the note traditionally hand written by the outgoing President and left in the desk in The Oval Office for the incoming head guy.

It reads, "You have a tuff job ahed of you Barck, but, I nowe you can be better than I was. Always keep up latest with news, so you don't get hard questions at Press Conferences like at school.  Hey, just between you and me, Laura and I once did the dirty deed on this desk. That's a 'Texas Biggy!'

Your new friend, George"