Tiger Woods sent in his Christmas list to Santa today .  " Oh please Santa if I promise to be a good Boy will you please send me all those hot chicks from the Girls Next Door - Kendra, Bridget, Holly, Kristina, Karissa, and Crystal . Also Santa I would love to have  Carrie Prejean, Lady GaGa, Heidi Klum, Charlize Theron, and the tall Blonde that crashed the White House party last week ." ... A very annoyed Santa wrote back , " Tiger, because you have been such a naughty Boy this past year I'm sending you Oprah Winfrey, Whoopi Goldberg, and Gabourey 'Gabby' Sidibe "

...Carrie Prejean says making her infamous sex tape was the biggest mistake of her life.  The 2nd biggest was making the other 6 sex tapes.  

It was insanity at CNN in Atlanta yesterday.  First, that ancient anchorman with the bad caps quit his job.  Next, the sex tape video-breast implant-California wacko Carrie Prejean nearly walked off The Larry King Show. The two of them were introduced  in the hallway: "Lou Dobbs, meet "New Knobs"!

Unemployment is now 10.2 percent. How bad is the economy? The economy is so bad that Archie is pimping Betty AND Veronica. The economy is so bad that people are using the DMV as a portrait studio. The economy is so bad the former Miss USA, Carrie Prejean, had to pawn her implants. The economy is so bad, Donald Trump had to fire himself. The economy is so bad, the Three Little Pigs can't afford to get swine flu. The economy is so bad, the GEICO caveman ate the GEICO Gecko. The economy is so bad, Madonna adopted a baby from Detroit.

The nominees for the annual" Scumbag Of The Year " are :  1) Bernie Madoff . He bilked friends and fellow Jews out of their millions , ruining many lives while never losing a night's sleep ! ......   2)  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad . He stole the Iranian Presidential Election , causing millions to protest in the streets of Tehran, resulting in hundreds of deaths and thousands of broken heads . ... 3) North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-ll . He revived his country's nuclear program and continues firing longer ranged missiles at the West, while thumbing his nose at Obama ....... 4)  Joe Jackson , father of Michael Jackson . Less than an hour after his son's death he was out on the street shamelessly hawking Jacko memorabilia, t-shirts, records, and cd's . Joe plans to charge loyal fans $25 a head to view the body during the funeral this weekend ! ....... 5)   Perez Hilton, .. This obnoxious homosexual blogger creep, single handedly destroyed Carrie Prejean's ( Miss California ) chance of becoming Miss USA and ultimately being stripped of her Miss California title .................. .... The envelope please ..... Our  " 2009 SCUMBAG OF THE YEAR AWARD  " Goes to .........." Mr Joe Jackson "......   Congratulations Joe !!  ...............................................................................( kascha & whitney )  

...Carrie Prejean has been stripped of the Miss California title...the remainder of her term will be filled by 1st runner-up, Adam Lambert. 

Miss California Carrie Prejean has been stripped of her crown for skipping events while speaking out against gay marriage at unsanctioned appearances. Ironically, assuming the reign of Miss California will be runner-up and wife of Ellen DeGeneres, Portia De Rossi.

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Donald Trump said that Carrie Prejean may keep her title as Miss California.  But the state's title for Biggest Waste of Headline Space . . . that still belongs to the L.A. Clippers.