Early in Bill Clinton's career--at a well-attended political rally--this young, attractive pregnant woman was brandishing a large sign, which read:  "CLINTON IS THE ONE!"

   When candidate Clinton spotted her, he quickly left Hillary's side and made his way through the crowd to ask the swollen, slightly startled supporter, "Madam, would you mind exchanging signs with someone?" 

Prego Italian sauce is coming out with a new product for pregnant women.It will have saucy nutrients and vitamins.So go out and buy some brand new Preggo! 

   My wife, Margaret, was 8 1/2 months pregnant when our teenage son, Frankie, asked her a difficult moral question.

   Struggling to find the right words, Marge stammered, "You can't...you shouldn't.  I mean, it would be best if you didn't..."

   "Dad!" interrupted Frankie; addressing me, in the next room.  "Mom's having contractions!"  

Scientists at the University of Richmond in Virginia, studying pregnant rats, say that hormones released during pregnancy and after birth cause long-lasting changes in the brains of female rats that increase their ability to remember and learn new tasks. Although the research was limited to laboratory animals, the researchers believe it could have the same implications for humans. ***MARLAR: They expect this time next year to be able to train a pregnant woman to go through a maze to find cheese.

This weekend i attended a wedding in which the bride was visibly pregnant.  It was kinda weird .......its like if  you see a wrecked car at a body shop.....Your not sure when it happened  but you know there has been an accident !! 

Rumors are flying that Kate Hudson is pregnant with the baby of Alex Rodriguez.If she is,I hope that she can deliver better in the clutch than he does. 

Yahoo has video of a woman who while pregnant with child, conceived another chid.  I watched the video.  I don't think she's pregnant at all.  I'm pretty sure she just swallowed those babies whole.  Recheck the sonogram, that's her stomach not her uterus.   

Woman Gets Pregnant while Pregnant!

 She and her husband learned that she was carrying two babies and they're not twins. They were conceived two and half weeks apart. Doctors suspect it is a condition called superfetation, although they can't officially confirm it until after the babies are born and chromosomal studies are performed.

See this is what happens when the pool boy has to come back because he forgot the chlorine. 

Mom of 18 Michelle Duggar, who makes the Octo-mom seem barren by comparison, is expecting her 19^th child. Says Duggar, “I know marriage takes a lot of hard work, but I never thought it would be this labor-intensive."

Levi Johnston said Sarah Palin wanted to adopt his child so that people wouldn't know her 17-year-old was pregnant.   Plan B was to give the child to Madonna or Angelina Jolie