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NBC’s sting-operation show “To Catch a Predator” has been making advertisers uneasy. They're worried about being associated with a show in which men are lured to a house by the promise of an underage sexual encounter but are instead caught by the show's host and local police.
Well I've got a show concept that will make everyone happy. The premise is this: There are a lot of child molesters out there, but there are also a lot of underage terrorists.
So if you’re a sexual predator, hang out in the jihad chat rooms and pretend you’re interested in coordinating a terror attack. Arrange a meeting with an aspiring young terrorist, and when he gets there, the NBC folks and Homeland Security will nab him.
Embarrassed, the teen will protest that he came for terrorism, not sex, claiming, "He told me he wanted to buy nerve gas, but when I got there all he wanted was sex!"
The molester will counter, “Hey, I'm just helping the War on Terror; if it leads to sex, all the better!"
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The Nashville Predators might be moving north now that they’ve been purchased by a Canadian businessman. It's uncertain as to whether anyone in Tennessee will actually notice. This is the biggest scam pulled on Nashville by a Canadian since Shania Twain's career.
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A 22-year-old Connecticut man who ran off with his boss's 13-year-old daughter will be heading to federal prison. Citing his favorite episode of 'Dateline: To Catch a Predator,' he pleaded "Oops."
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 A judge in Illinois gave a man accused of sexually assaulting children permission to visit Walt Disney World, then changed his mind and reversed his decision.
Apparently, the judge felt the park was already perverted enough with that guy Donald Duck running around with no pants on.
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Ohio already tags repeat drunken drivers' cars with bright yellow license plates. Now it wants to make convicted sexual predators use fluorescent green ones. Ohio chose green because they match Chris Hansen's eyes.
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