"When in Rome" opens in movie theaters on Friday.  I think the theaters are taking the title way too literally.  Instead of popcorn, candy, and soda, theaters will serve Ravioli, Ciabatta Bread, and Toscana wine.

Pfizer Pharmacutical Reports Eating Buttered Popcorn increases clogging your arteries by a massive 20900% increase. Pfizer Drug company has developed injectable popcorn that satisfies the craving without the sides effects of clogging your arteries but may cause sexual dysfuncion, diarrea, heartburn, slurred speech, glaucoma, tingling in fingertips,liver disease and Dementia.

It appears to many the little 6 year old boy sailing off in Dad's Flying Saucer style balloon was a nothing more than a publicity stunt . The boy's parents are no strangers to media attention either as they both appeared on " Wife Swap,"  an ABC reality show . On CNN last night, little Falcon told his mom he needed to vomit after admitting " We did this show, "  during the interview . I guess he wanted to throw-up before his crazy dad beat the crap out of him ! ............ In a related story, Jiffy Pop wants to slightly restyle their aluminum foil popcorn popping pans in the shape of the runaway UFO balloon .

Venus and Serena Williams will face off in the Wimbledon Finals. It's so exciting that Anna Kournikova may stop selling popcorn at the event to watch.

...KFC's popcorn chicken has been known to burst into flames after being microwaved...apparently, this is a side effect that occurs during KFC's intricate process known as "flavor removal." 

Isn't that like a balsa wood avalanche or popcorn tsunami?

1. Your guest towels are terrible towels
2. The Virgin Mary in your kitchen is wearing a Steeler helmet
3. You have a moment of silence for Myron Cope before the coin toss
4. A fist fight is okay as long as it is in the vicinity of Three Rivers Stadium
5. So what Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl got arrest for fist fighting at a Steeler game? He was defending the honor of the black and gold.
6. Its okay to get drunk before noon, its game day.
7. Who are the Steelers? It’s Stillers bitches
8. You know what a Roethlisberger  Burger is.
9. You have the Steeler Fight Song on your ipod
10. Your definition of the Great Depression is when Neill O’Donnell lost the Superbowl for the Steelers in 1996.
11. Your idea of a bus isn’t a Greyhound but Jerome Bettis
12. When Roethlisberger got injured you didn’t care if he got brain damage, the question is could he still catch and run? Will he be there on Sunday?
13. On your snack table you have black and gold chips, black and gold popcorn, and black and gold salsa.
14. What do you call a drunk fat guy who is shirtless on Sunday? A Steeler cheerleader.
15. Why does a Steeler fan go to church? To make sure they are on the right side of the field.
16. Your favorite Heinz product is Heinz ward
17. The only two Hawaiian words you know are aloha and Palamalu
18. So what Terry Bradshaw says stupid things. He is a Steeler hero. Therefore what he says is gospel
19. You know what one for the thumb means.
20. Our Big Ben doesn’t tell time

The embattled Illinois Governor, Rod Blagojevich, went ahead and selected the black, former state Attorney General Roland Burris to fill the U.S. Senate seat left vacant by Barack Obama. "Not so fast," said the Democratic power block in the Senate.

"For now, Burris has a brand-new temporaryy seat 6 inches across, or, he can sit in the last row of the balcony munching on popcorn, which the Senate will provide."