I'm sick and tired of all the corruption in politics  Instead of an ethics panel,  these House members should appear before a death panel.

Progressive bloggers were in an uproar Sunday night after a White House "adviser," speaking on condition of anonymity, urged them to "take off their pajamas" and get serious about politics. - Sam Stein, Huffington Post

I resent that. Some of us are wearing Snuggies™.

true story...my teacher wrote on my report card - "Daryl is boisterous, disruptive, inattentive and fancies himself as the class clown"...so I asked her if I could use this as a reference as I was considering getting into politics.

In a farewell speech today, Sarah Palin told reporters just how happy she was to be out of politics .  " Now i don't have to prove to anyone how smart i am .  I don't how to answer any stupid questions about what books i read, places i visited, or famous people i know about . All i have to do is show off my boobies and watch those checks come rollin'  in . "

Every time I hear about Iranian politics,I think of the band A Flock Of Seagulls...........Iran,I ran so far away.

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger recently told reporters that drugs have no place in sports. Luckily for him, they still have a prominent place in politics.

(courtesy, 'Whopper Catch Monthly,' February, 2009)

Sarah Palin's political feeding frenzy into the abyss of big-time politics has caused hubby, Todd, to go ballistic and to end up aground twice while trying to bring in his usual salmon catch.

In a rage, he was heard to say, "Until now, my fishin' pole was good enough. Now she's checkin' every brand in D.C.!"

Something tells this reporter that Todd's sudden awakening has nothing to do with actual fishing, but, instead, heavily focuses on the bait!

Reliable sources say Santa is retiring and entering politics. There is an unsubstantiated report that he has offered his sleigh, reindeer, and workshop to Gov. Blagojevich.   

Not yet  fully aware of D.C. politics, our librarian governor wondered what wood was used for the Cabinet.  Should we tell her?

Now that he is President, they have to tell him all the top secret stuff he wasn't allowed to know when he applied for the job, and that meeting is about to happen. Who know's what they'll be telling him, but I imagine it starts off like this:

"Alright, now it's time for everything you didn't know.... first off... you might want to sit down and get comfortable, and once we start telling you this stuff, there's no turning back.  All your fairy tails about politics and our great country are about to go right out the window."