that his Swiss jailers stop serving him chocolate with every meal.  He has also stated the cuckoo clocks are keeping him awake.

"Forget it, Judge.  It's Los Angeles."

(Movie dorks like me, laugh now!) 

Hollywood has come to the defense of Roman Polanski.Whoopi Goldberg said that what he did wasn't "rape-rape"; Anjelica Huston said the 13-year-old he molested seemed like "one of those little chicks" who could be 25; and Debra Winger said the whole thing is ancient history and "we look forward to the release of his next masterpiece."

How about if for his next masterpiece he sticks it in your ass this time, Bitches? How’d that be for a release? Go frame that.

Whoopi Goldberg stated on The View that Roman Polanski didn't really

commit rape,rape.So perhaps he'll find accomodations in Sing Sing.

"The Pianist" is an Oscar winning movie by director Roman Polanski and NOT the organ he used on a 13 year old girl in 1977..

"Close Encounters with the Third Grade" 

"She's not the little girl I once knew" is not just a Beach Boys song any more -- it's a Roman Polanski legal defense.

Antonio Judd, of Worcester, Massechusetts, has just been sentenced, to 18 months in prison, for robbing another man of a hot dog in Elm Park in August of 2008.

And to think that Roman Polanski got 32 years in Europe for taking a girl’s cherry!

Director Roman Polanski was arrested in Zurich this week. Interestingly, his victim Samantha Geimer, who successfully sued him years ago, supports Polanski’s bid to have the case dismissed, saying she just wants to put the whole thing behind her.

I thought he already put it behind her. Isn’t that how this whole thing started?

Director Roman Polanski was arrested by Swiss police Saturday as he flew in for the Zurich Film Festival and faces possible extradition to the United States for having sex in 1977 with a 13-year-old girl.

Polanski, 76, was scheduled to receive an honorary award at the festival. Instead, the legendary director of such classic films as “Chinatown” and “Rosemary’s Baby” will now be Roscoe’s Bitch. “I’m his wife… I’m his girlfriend… His wife, his girlfriend… I’m his wife AND his girlfriend.”

“Forget it, Roman. It’s Chinatown the law.”