In Center City Philly, rep Babette Josephs at a fundraiser speech outed her district opponent as straight.

Her opponent who openly claimed he's bi and swung both ways responded by saying,

In Center City Philly, rep. Babette Josephs at a fundraiser speech outed her district opponent as straight.

Now right there I should stop this because the notion that in Philly your politicians are expected to be gay is some funny shiite.  

I mean now I have to wonder about that kid that got tasered at the Philly baseball game.

Cop. Two males. Handcuffs. Electro Stimulation. Village People Theme Night.

Yep Gay!

Three bomb-sniffing dogs at Philadelphia International Airport failed recent tests, and Congressman Robert Brady says it’s ridiculous and the dogs should be replaced.  ***MARLAR: Really? How about YOU try telling the difference in smell between dirty bombs and airline travelers, Congressman. 

Allen Iverson made his return to Philadelphia with a teary press conference. He started crying when he was told he'd be expected to attend practice.

Allen Iverson could be back in a Philadelphia 76ers uniform by next Monday night. And complaining by next Tuesday.

For the third year in a row, residents and visitors have voted Philadelphia the city with the least attractive people, according to a survey by Travel + Leisure. But that's not all; the City of Brotherly Love also ranked as the least stylish, least active, least friendly and least worldly by 60,000 respondents who ranked 30 cities in several categories ranging from food to nightlife to culture. On the bright side, the beauty of the museums and art galleries was enough to boost Philly to the third spot in the Historical Sites/Monuments category.  ***MARLAR: Sadly, most of the citizens look like historical sites and monuments.

Big deal.  Women have traded sex for a lot less--like Mets season tickets. 

Wow, tickets must really be hard to come by in Philly.  Turns out the woman was Chase Utley's wife.

After the game-winning hit Rollins said he felt high as a homemade balloon.  

The Philadelphia Eagles are changing their name to The Philadelphia Vultures because vultures will pick up any dead diseased carcass from the side of the road!

Welcome to Philly Michael Vick!