Have you heard about Mackenzie Phillips' memoir?  Looks like "Mama" Cass wasn't the only one who choked on a ham sandwich. 

Seriously though, did you hear this?  Her dad, John Phillips, first had sex with her the night before her wedding?  Crazy.  That's when she should've said to him "Hey, man, one lay at a time."

It all started pretty innocently, you know.  Mackenzie asked her dad if he had any of "that white stuff" left, and he got confused.

Recently overheard: "That was a sticky situation."  "I know.  Stickier than Mackenzie Phillips at a family reunion."

ESPN fired Steve Phillips. But he’s already found a new job as a scout for David Letterman.
 

Teenage lefty phenom Yusei Kikuchi rejected a chance to play Major League Baseball and will stay in Japan.  Where his mother will be safe from Steve Phillips.

"I'm truly sorry," stated the suspended ESPN analyst. "I just couldn't help myself...I mean Brooke was always in the 'on dick circle,' she was hot, and I played bat boy!"

The 22-year old Brooke Hundley proved her affair to Phillips' wife by describing a tattoo on hubby's left ass cheek showing a New York Mets logo mooning George Steinbrenner!

This just in, Steve Phillips found a Hare in his soup.

Steve Phillips...the only Met who knows how to score!

John Phillips had one big regret in life.He travelled the world,but was never allowed to enter Chynna.

Allot of people blame Mackenzie Phillips for sleeping with her father. But, anyone who has ever grown up in a dysfunctional family knows that you always get the best toys when you sleep with your dad.

A new tv series is being written,based on the lives of John and Mackenzie Phillips.It will be called Father Knows Incest Best.