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Neil Berliner
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Getting An Early Jump

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Nov 5, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Philadelphia Phillies

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Well, the World Series is finally over.  Phillies pitchers and catchers are being ordered to report to Spring Training on Monday.


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Ugly Phillies

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Nov 3, 2009
Category: News  
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Philadelphia Phillies

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For the third year in a row, residents and visitors have voted Philadelphia the city with the least attractive people, according to a survey by Travel + Leisure. But that's not all; the City of Brotherly Love also ranked as the least stylish, least active, least friendly and least worldly by 60,000 respondents who ranked 30 cities in several categories ranging from food to nightlife to culture. On the bright side, the beauty of the museums and art galleries was enough to boost Philly to the third spot in the Historical Sites/Monuments category.  ***MARLAR: Sadly, most of the citizens look like historical sites and monuments.

 


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Rollins Predicts Phillies in Five

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 28, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Philadelphia Phillies

33 Jokes

Jimmy Rollins believes the Phillies will win the World Series in five games. He also believes the world is flat.


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The Yankees vs The Phillies?

By: Rick Gilstrap (C)
Submitted: Oct 28, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Philadelphia Phillies

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The Yankees vs The Phillies?....... sounds too disgusting to watch on so many levels!

 


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World Series Begins Tomorrow Night

By: Larry The Actuary Steinert (C)
Submitted: Oct 27, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Philadelphia Phillies

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Yeah as y'all know, the World Series gets underway tomorrow night.  And the New York Yankees and the Philadelphia Phillies are two teams that are similar in a lot of ways, really they are.  They do have one HUGE, CONTROVERSIAL, AND DISGUSTING thing separating them, though.  It's called NEW JERSEY.


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Shower Power

By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: Oct 22, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Manny Ramirez took an early shower and missed his team lose Game 4 to the Philadelphia Phillies. There hasn't been this much controversy over a sports related shower since the Erin Andrews video.

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Phillies in Series

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 22, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Philadelphia Phillies

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The Philadelphia Phillies are going back to the World Series. The New York Mets are also repeating, making reservations at the same golf resort.


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Phillies Crush Dodgers

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Oct 19, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Philadelphia Phillies

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The Philadelphia Phillies crushed the Los Angeles Dodgers 11-0. The good news for Los Angelinos is now the Clippers and Kings don't look as bad.
 


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Phillies-Rockies game ends after 2 a.m.

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Oct 12, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Philadelphia Phillies

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Congrats to TBS who broadcast the game last night.  According to last night's TV ratings, TBS won the all-important 2 a.m-3 a.m.. time slot edging out a ShamWow infomercial on Lifetime. 


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Phillies Get Cliff Lee

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 30, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Philadelphia Phillies

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The Philadelphia Phillies acquired Cliff Lee from Cleveland. Lee will feel at home, since the crack in the Liberty Bell is almost as big as the one in the Indians' franchise.


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