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Julia Gorin
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Muslims Love Jews!

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Dec 20, 2007
Category: News  
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Islam

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Palestinian Media Watch reports:

Hitler – Hero of "Voice of Palestine" contest; Winner who guesses "Hitler" - wins 600 Shekel


His golden year was 1940, when his armies invaded Denmark, Norway, Luxembourg, Holland, and Belgium and defeated France ... By mid 1942, his country controlled the largest land area in Europe… He refused to surrender and continued to fight for two more years, but, his bitter end came in the spring of 1945 when he took his own life…. Who is he?
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This text is just part of the official Palestinian radio Ramadan quiz that was rebroadcast this past [month]...Palestinians can be found who are named “Hitler” as a first name…The admiration for Hitler is consistent with the status of Mein Kampf, which a Palestinian Authority daily cited as a book on the best sellers’ list.


Folks, we have indeed misinterpreted Islam. Had we understood anything, we would have known that the following images and comments were meant as expressions of love, not hate:














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GWB's show of support

By: Punchline Magazine (M)
Submitted: Jun 25, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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George Bush

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In a shocking show of support for Palestine’s Fatah government (recently overthrown by Muslim terrorists in the Gaza Strip), Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert will release 250 Fatah prisoners from his country’s jails.

Not to be outdone, George W. Bush will show his support for the plighted Palestinians by destroying everything in the Gaza Strip.

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Phil Mazo
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Israeli Spa Offers Snake Massage

By: Phil Mazo (C)
Submitted: Jan 29, 2007
Category: News  
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An Israeli health and beauty spa has introduced snake massage, during which clients must overcome their fears to allow six snakes to slither a path across their aching muscles and stiff joints.

In a similar move, Israeli hospitals are now offering circumcisions performed by Palestinians.

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Julia Gorin
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Palestinians First to Name Youth Soccer Tournament after Saddam Hussein

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Jan 11, 2007
Category: Political  
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Saddam Hussein

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From the newspaper Al-Hayat Al-Jadida: "The sports department in the youth community center in Tulkarm is organizing the first soccer tournament named after the Shahid and leader, Saddam Hussein."

In honor of the Hussein regime, athletes from the losing teams will be tortured.


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MID-EAST POLITICS CAN BE PRETTY CONFUSING

By: MC Deuce (C)
Submitted: Dec 27, 2006
Category: Blogs  
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Unemployment

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Luckily, I am fluent in a number of languanges and I can break down the headlines...

I have provided my commentary in red below

Israel to renew attacks against Gaza rocket launchers, puts truce at risk

Israel decided on Wednesday to renew pinpoint attacks against Palestinian rocket-launching cells in Gaza, threatening to send a shaky, month-old truce into total collapse.

Hamas government spokeswoman Ghazi Hamad denounced the Israeli decision to "continue their aggression against our people," but added: "We still believe that this agreement is alive, and both sides should respect this agreement because it is (in) the interest (of) our people."

Under current policy Israeli Defense Forces are not permitted to pre-emptively fire upon Palestinians who appear to be preparing to launch rockets into Israel.

The group Islamic Jihad has continued firing rockets since the Nov. 26 cease-fire from the Gaza Strip although the number of attacks have been fewer in number.

Palestinian militants violated the truce within an hour after it took effect on Nov. 26. Since then, more than 60 rockets have been fired at southern Israel.

Translation: 

Hamas tells Israel, "Had you read the fine print in the cease-fire it clearly says Israel ceases fire and we continue. Plain and Simple! 

Now, you want to shoot back?? Whoa, buddy!! Relax! 

We are just so happy to have a truce.  Our people sometimes go a bit overboard with our fireworks display.  Just celebrating the peace, no harm in that."


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The Six Day Commute

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Dec 5, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

The Six Day Commute

 

Israeli road blocks and check points along Road 60 in the West Bank makes what used to be a 20 minute ride a 2 1/2 hour ordeal. To raise awareness of the issue Palestinians have renamed the road the Long Island Expressway.


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Palestinians form human shield

By: Phil Mazo (C)
Submitted: Nov 20, 2006
Category: News  

Palestinians served as human shields in a new tactic to guard the homes of two top militants, forcing Israel to call off missile hits on the buildings.















In an effort to make their own attacks more successful, Palestinian officials recommended Israel use a similar defense tactic.

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The Six Day Commute

By: Sunday Funny (C)
Submitted: Nov 18, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

 

Israeli road blocks and check points along Road 60 in the West Bank makes what used to be a 20 minute ride a 2 1/2 hour ordeal. To raise awareness of the issue Palestinians have renamed the road the Long Island Expressway.


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Julia Gorin
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The Corrie Show Goes On!

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Oct 26, 2006
Category: Blogs  
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New York

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Reviews are coming in for the British stage production, now playing in New York, called “My Name is Rachel Corrie,” about the 23-year-old activist who was crushed when she wouldn’t get out of the way of an Israeli bulldozer as she protected a Palestinian explosive-smuggling tunnel.

I'm sure I would like this play, since I absolutely adore English comedy. I mean, let's be honest: we know how slowly bulldozers move. In my neighborhood, there's a lot of construction, and my dog and I had to get out of the way of a bulldozer that was heading toward us. We managed to do so--16 times--before it got close. In other words, in order to end up under a bulldozer, you'd have to really, really want to be under a bulldozer. It would have to be your life's ambition to be under a bulldozer. And if that's your life's goal, there's nothing anyone can do to keep you from it. So it's a good thing that, as director Alan Rickman said, the play's intention is to celebrate Corrie's life--since, unlike most of us, she achieved her dream and died doing what she loved: being under bulldozers.

This should be better than “The Madness of King George.” (It’s not for nothing that the third anniversary of Corrie’s death was commemorated with a salute to her family and friends by the Gaza Community Mental Health Program.)

Meanwhile, the weapons-smuggling tunnels Corrie was protecting beg a question: A major Palestinian grievance is that the IDF security mechanism often interferes with much needed medical care getting through to the territories. But bombs and weapons don't seem to have any trouble getting through to the territories. Couldn’t they just use their terror tunnels for the medical supplies? What’s the problem?

It should be noted that the Palestinians started out with 400,000 in the disputed territory. They screamed “Genocide!” and became four million. Boy, whoever’s in charge of that genocide program ought to be fired. You see what happens when you leave Holocausts up to Jews?


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When in Paris...

By: Sam Morril (C)
Submitted: Oct 5, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Paris Hilton

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Paris Hilton has filed a police report claiming that Shanna Moakler hit her at a Hollywood night club.

In a related story, Israelis and Palestinians have yet to file a police report...


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