Osama Bin Laden recently said that Obama is "Powerless"

I just hate to see a family fight go public!

In a new audio tape, Osama bin Laden openly taunts Americans.  Apparently by claiming they'll never find him, because he has disguised himself as a job.

In a new audio tape, Osama bin Laden openly taunts Americans.  Apparently by claiming they'll never find him, because he's disguised as a job.

Michael Vick, former NFL superstar, was recently released from prison after serving 2 years for running an illegal dog-fighting ring. (As opposed to a legal dog-fighting ring. ‘Cause those are sweeeeeeet!)

The big question now is whether Michael Vick should be allowed back in the NFL? Animal lovers say no. Others feel he deserves a second chance. Personally, I think the whole argument is pointless. Of course Vick will play football again. The NFL is famous for harboring criminals. There’s Ray Lewis, PacMan Jones, Plaxico Burress…the Bengals’ entire roster. Why not just call it what it is? –The National Felons League.

Speaking of which, I heard the Dallas Cowboys tried to draft Osama bin Laden. They figured: “Fuck it! He’s 6’4” and no one can catch him!” 

So far in his first two weeks in office, Barack Obama has moved to suspend military trials of terrorists at Guantanamo Bay, succeeding in halting one against a jihadist who “crouched in the rubble waiting for U.S. troops to get close enough so he could take one of them out.”

This past election year, when the masses chanted “Vote or Die,” what that really meant was “Vote to Die.”

Well at least thanks to Obama, Osama bin Laden is probably already dead. From laughing his ass off.

Our government is having a tough time finding Osama Bin Laden; only because the Muslim Religion doesn’t allow tombstones.