in light of recent economic times, I will not be mailing out fruit baskets this year as I am opting for sending out individual pieces of fruit in the mail...if you happen to receive an apple or an orange, it's likely from me....

Anna Ferris was born Feb. 11, 1900, in New York City. That’s right, she’s 109-years-old. But she didn’t let her age stop her from participating in the annual senior games this past weekend at Thomas Bull Memorial Park in Orange County, New York. Her grandson Joe Begendorf says, “She’s doing this well because we try to keep her out of the wheelchair as much as possible.” So what did she accomplish at this year’s games? Well, she finished the 100-meter dash with support only from her walker, she used a metal bat to hit a softball 15 feet off a tee, she threw a football more than 9 feet and she even kicked a soccer ball and hit the back of the net! Joe says that was her proudest moment of the day and for all 109 years of splendor and life, she smiled with the excitement of a little girl.  ***MARLAR: She also came in first place in the “Yell at Kids to Get Off Your Lawn” contest.

The nude body of Jasmine Fiore , a former swimsuit model found last weekend in Orange County was identified through her breast implants' serial numbers.

They were of course, 00h00hmyg0d1 and 00h00hmyg0d2.

Associated Press: "The body of ex-model Jasmine Fiore was found Aug. 15 in a suitcase that had been dumped in a trash bin in Orange County, Calif. Fiore, 28, had been strangled. Her teeth and fingers were gone, and her body was so mutilated that investigators had to identify her though the serial number of her breast implants, prosecutors said Friday."

Me: Identified by her breast implants...sure, why should death be any different?

Oxi clean... cocaine for clothes.

Oxi coke w/ orange... for the ladies.

Oxi crack... when you can't afford the good stuff...

Peanut butter and oxi crack sandwich...

Oxi coke... fuck sham hooker... they fight back...

Oxi coke... great for your colon if you are a drug mule...

Oxi coke... cleans up the blood stains when you kill your hooker...

Oxi coke... when a abortion gets messy... dilute with  water and it'll get those blood stains out.

Oxi coke... processed and packaged by kids in the Philippines...

Billy Mays has kind of an orange glow these days.

Add a shot of orange juice to a Bloody Mary,and OJ Simpson always winds up in the mix.

What do you get when you combine vodka, orange juice, and pour it into a toolbox???.... A Philips screwdriver of course..