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Here's a custom essays about Obama:
If Obama had half a brain, his butt would be lopsided.
Tip o'the hat to Luke
President Obama is to statesmanship as an Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Tip o'the hat to Henry
Q. What is Barack Obama's favorite lunch meat?
A. Mao Tse Tongue.
Tip o'the hat to Meyer
The aliens forgot to remove Obama's anal probe.
Tip o'the hat to Elliott
If
Barack Obama had been the Commander in Chief of the Sioux and the
Cheyenne, George Armstrong Custer would have died of old age.
Tip o'the hat to Dwight
Q. Why was Obama staring at the frozen orange juice can?
A. It said "concentrate".
Tip o'the hat to Anita
America is the china shop; Obama is the bull.
Tip o'the hat to H. L. Mencken
Q. What would you get if you crossed Albert Einstein with Barack Obama?
A. E = MC Hammer
Tip o'the hat to Stanley
Q. Why did President Obama feel it was necessary for him to apologize to the world and to degrade the United States?
A. Jimmy Carter had laryngitis.
Tip o'the hat to Poetsarena.com
Barack
Obama told Oprah Winfrey that he deserves to get a "good, solid B-plus"
for his first year as President. He also claimed that Bo, the White
House dog, ate the economy.
Tip o'the hat to Angela
Obamatopia: Where Soup Plantations are being replaced by soup kitchens.
Tip o'the hat to Herbert
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 Tiger Woods sent in his Christmas list to Santa today . " Oh please Santa if I promise to be a good Boy will you please send me all those hot chicks from the Girls Next Door - Kendra, Bridget, Holly, Kristina, Karissa, and Crystal . Also Santa I would love to have Carrie Prejean, Lady GaGa, Heidi Klum, Charlize Theron, and the tall Blonde that crashed the White House party last week ." ... A very annoyed Santa wrote back , " Tiger, because you have been such a naughty Boy this past year I'm sending you Oprah Winfrey, Whoopi Goldberg, and Gabourey 'Gabby' Sidibe "
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