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DARREN MARLAR
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Rabbit Brain Surgery

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Nov 11, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!

A family in York, England, has spent $1500 on four operations and brain surgery to save the life of their pet rabbit. ***MARLAR: How lucky can a rabbit’s foot be if you have FOUR of them and still need brain surgery?

 


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Redskins soap opera

By: sportscrab  (M)
Submitted: Nov 2, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Washington Redskins

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Sidetrack To Calamity

By: PJ Brown (C)
Submitted: Oct 28, 2009
Category: News  
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Airport

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2 airline pilots made a bad landing because they were using their laptops, and awhile ago a trolley operator caused a crash because of texting while driving. We need to wage a war on Distraction! 


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Why the Northwest Flight Overshot Minneapolis at 9 PM

By: shel- the shtick guy (C)
Submitted: Oct 23, 2009
Category: News  
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Minneapolis

27 Jokes

Clearly, it's a shlock airline that runs a fly-by-night operation! 

Northwest Airlines Jet


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Biden says U.S. backs EU ties for Moldova

By: Steve Knowles (C)
Submitted: Oct 22, 2009
Category: News  
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Joe Biden

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In Bucharest, during a trip to central and eastern Europe, Vice President Joe Biden said more cooperation on economic development was needed with Moldova, Europe's poorest nation.

Biden first stated that more cooperation with Genovia was needed.  Aides quickly reminded him that Genovia was the fictional nation featured in the film “Princess Diaries”.


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DARREN MARLAR
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Major Test Drive

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 21, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Automaker

219 Jokes  8 Videos

What started as a routine test drive ended up being a marathon trip across the country with a kidnapped car salesman. The 32-year-old suspect went to a Honda dealership in Massachusetts and he and the salesman went on a test drive. But the guy refused to turn back around and the salesman was trapped in the car until he finally escaped when the driver slowed down at a tollbooth near the Massachusetts state line. Police finally caught up with the driver over 1,000 miles away in Wisconsin! He was arrested and charged with speeding, reckless driving kidnapping and operating a motor vehicle without owner consent.  ***MARLAR: After finally being stopped the driver did offer to buy the car – but for a discount because it had so many miles on it.

 


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Scientists have grown heart muscle from mouse embryo

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Oct 16, 2009
Category: News  
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Dick Cheney

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The tiny heart muscle will be used in a transplant operation to replace a similar sized one in Dick Cheney.


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Web Hosting

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Submitted: Oct 16, 2009
Category: Blogs  

Web Hosting

Web hosting is one of the fastest growing businesses as every website that is created, needs a web host to host their web hosting and thereby create its presence on the World Wide Web. Since the demands of web hosting are constantly on the rise, people are looking at the web hosting business as highly lucrative. Web hosting is indispensable and its requirements are constantly on the rise. The Internet is flooded by websites related to information, education, entertainment, businesses and much more and people are turning to the Internet for all the versatile aspects that it has to offer. A web hosting company therefore has acquired an accelerated impetus to catch up on the needs of the web masters and offer the best services and high-end technologies. Furthermore, with the birth of web hosting, the geographical limitations have completely been eliminated. So the online services can be offered and availed from just about any part of the globe.

A web host provider must therefore be equipped with all information related to web hosting technology, customer requirements, web hosting market trends and thereby keep apace with the latest in the web hosting industry. The technical skills of the web hosting provider would definitely come to good use once they have established a quality web hosting company for themselves. This knowledge will help the provider establish a strong base for their web hosting business. It is equally important to keep abreast with the trends in the web hosting industry and making modifications in order to offer the best and superior services to their discerning customers. Therefore, a basic knowledge of the technical skills related to web hosting becomes imperative in the business of web hosting.

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Furthermore, the customers are ensured of the fact that they are dealing with a capable company and this is absolutely essential for an operable web hosting business.

Once the web-hosting provider has amassed a good customer base; a regular and steady income is sure to flow in. The web-hosting provider on the hand is required to consistently offer quality and superior services, tools, applications and technical support in order to sustain and enhance this income.

The downside of the business that the web-hosting provider may have to experience is fierce competition in the web hosting industry. More and more web-hosting companies emerge daily and offer very cheap pricing structures. This could put a spanner in the wheel for some hosting providers, as few customers would prefer a cheap deal even if the support and quality of services offered by these companies is not too great. So the key to successful web hosting is to offer quality and great services at competitive prices. The initial investment would include expense on the hardware, software, infrastructure expenses, advertising, promotion, and merchant fees.

Initially, the web hosting provider may have to be prepared for a uphill job as the they may no or only a handful of clients and the company would be responsible for bearing all these expenses.




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DARREN MARLAR
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Diaper Dude

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 9, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Cleveland

77 Jokes

Police in Cleveland, England, are searching for a pervert with a weird modus operandi. He approaches women in the street late at night, clad only in a diaper, and asks, "Are there any baby-changing facilities around here?" Police said he hasn't harmed anyone, but they are "keen...to speak to him."  ***MARLAR: This is a man who needs changing, in more ways than one.

 


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DARREN MARLAR
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Vampire Wedding

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 8, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Marriage

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Want to know what it's like to have a vampire wedding. Well 61-year-old Jack Holsinger and his 44-year-old bride Connie Spitznagel made it happen in Columbia Station, Ohio. They both donned full vampire regalia for their "scare-emoney" on Saturday night at a haunted house near Cleveland. The couple chose the location because it's operated by the same people who own a campground where they met. The groom arrived in a coffin inside a hearse, and the coffin was carried to the altar by six pallbearers. Minister Greg Kopp was dressed as Jason from the "Friday the 13th" movies. After the vows were exchanged, he ordered Holsinger not to kiss his new bride but instead to bite her on the neck. Despite their claims of being vampires, both did vow to stay together "until death do us part." ***MARLAR: And by seeing his bride with pale skin and messed hair, the groom was better able to prepare for what he’d see the first morning or marriage.

 


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