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Sean Lee
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The one holiday NY Gov. David Paterson is dreading.

By: Sean Lee (M)
Submitted: Feb 9, 2010
Category: News  
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New York

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Valentine’s Day might be awkward for New York Gov. David Paterson, who has admitted to extramarital affairs. But not nearly as awkward as Father’s Day.


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Black History Month

By: Dasher  (C)
Submitted: Feb 9, 2010
Category: Political  
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Republican

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Black History Month

I wanted to wish everyone a happy Black History Month.

Black History Month...or, as the Republicans call it...February.


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Toyota's Problems

By: Dasher  (C)
Submitted: Feb 9, 2010
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Toyota

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Toyota's Problems

Toyota's problems are widespread and scary! Everyone is frightened!

I got in a friend's Prius the other day and, when he turned the ignition on, the voice in the navigation unit started reciting the Rosary.


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Snow Job---Business As Usual

By: jeff martin (C)
Submitted: Feb 9, 2010
Category: Political  
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Washington

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A Blizzard paralyzes Washington, DC with more snow on the way.  230,000 Federal  employees can't make it to work....AND NO ONE NOTICED.  Now THAT'S a real snow job!


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SillyWilly
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Washington, D.C. Snowmageddon.

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Feb 9, 2010
Category: News  
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Washington

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Washington, D.C. Snowmageddon.

Snowmageddon. That's what many in the Washington, D.C. Metro area have called the recent onslaught of wintery weather that descended on the city.

Pat Robertson said that the cause was that the city has been "cursed by one thing after another" since they "swore a pact to the devil."

 


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Sarah Has A ‘Tea Party’ To Mock Obama

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: News  
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Sarah Palin

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Sarah Has A ‘Tea Party’ To Mock Obama

Palin questioned whether the suspect in the attempted bombing of a Northwest Airlines flight to Detroit was interrogated aggressively enough.

“Treating this like a mere law-enforcement matter places our country at grave risk,” she said. “To win that war, we need a commander-in-chief, not a professor of law standing at the lectern.”

 

I think she's suiting up. 


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Valentine Pet or Partner?

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: News  
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Valentine's Day

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So who would you rather spend Valentine’s Day with? Your partner or your pet?  A joint global poll by Reuters/Ipsos reported Monday that one in five adults say they’d opt for the company of a furry friend on February 14. ***MARLAR: I don’t know if I’d go quite that far, but I do have to say that I truly do have feelings for my Sea Monkeys. 


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Oscar the cat predicts when people will die.

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: News  
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Animal

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Oscar the cat predicts when people will die.Oscar the cat can detect when nursing home patients have just hours to live.

Never mind all that, I’ve got a great idea. I brought all my comedy stuff up to the nursing home and laid it on the floor. Oscar walked all around my papers, not even looking at them or smelling them. Then he suddenly peed on a couple and a few minutes later he took a dump on another one.

This could be a professional breakthrough. I’ll let you know if he was right on those three jokes.

 


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Happiest States Revealed by New Research

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Unemployment

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Happiest States Revealed by New Research

A recent report by two economics professors published in the journal “Science” asked over one million people how happy they were with the state they were living in.

Louisiana ranked number 1 as the happiest state. Several of the poorest states; Mississippi, South Carolina and Alabama ranked in the top ten.

Everyone from the south that filled out the survey said they were “happy as pigs in shit.”

High Unemployment, High Foreclosures, Etc. Etc. Etc. What’s wrong with these professors?

They should be presented with the Deliverance Award.

 


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Beer Boned

By: Erik Bronsten (C)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: Weird  
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Bar

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 According to a recent study, drinking beer is good for a person’s bones.   One group exempted from this study- drunk snowboarders.


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