(WTVG-TV News) Whoever just robbed Henry's Jewelers in Toledo, Ohio is going to be in for a big shock. All those gold rings you stole are worth about 25 cents apiece. Owner Henry Triplett says oh sure -- they looked to be worth thousands of dollars. But the "gold" rings in his display case are actually just brass dummies-- mere samples of the real gold rings he keeps safely locked up and out of view. So the real cost of the robbery will only be the expense of replacing his store's front window and the shattered glass on 13 display cases.  ***MARLAR: It won’t be hard to find the culprits.  Just go immediately to the boyfriends of girls you see with green fingers.

The curse of Friday the 13th struck Bruce Springsteen in a most unusual way at a concert: it made the 60-year-old rock legend forget where he was.  He said "Hello Ohio"! The Michigan concert goers felt cursed too. 

An Ohio man dressed as a Breathalyzer test for Halloween found himself blowing into one after police stopped him for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street. A similar incident happened to a man who was dressed up as a penis.

An Ohio man was shocked to have his high school ring back after 57 years at the wake for his high school sweetheart. Coincidentally, the ring was found 'inside' the corpse.

Two Ohio troopers have won back their jobs after being fired for pulling a KKK-type costume prank the day before Martin Luther King Day. An arbitrator ruled the firings violated a union contract. Upon hearing this, President Barack Obama’s cabinet suggested getting the parties together for a drink, but instead the president announced he will blow up the state of Ohio.

The singer of the 1980s love song “Hungry Eyes” has pleaded no contest to drunken driving and failing to control his car and has been sentenced to a month in an Ohio jail. A judge Wednesday ordered Eric Carman to report to jail April 25^th. He released “Hungry Eyes” for the 1987 “Dirty Dancing” movie. The judge tacked on another 3 weeks to the sentence and said Mr. Carmen deserved it because “that’s one of the worst songs ever recorded and I spent my golf weekends learning the Cha-Cha because of you.”

5 Shooters completely missed everything? I suspect the Knicks. 

Christy Harp, a teacher from Ohio, won top honors in a pumpkin-growing contest.

Her 1,725-pound gourd is expected to set a world record.

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We've all heard of kids biting in elementary school but this is definitely something new. In Dayton, Ohio, a child at Patterson-Kennedy Elementary School was misbehaving so badly that he finally had to be brought to the assistant principal's office by teacher Stephen Green. While in the office the boy became violent, started throwing things and had to be restrained by Green. That's when the kid bit the teacher on the forearm and would not let go! Assistant Principal Jack Johnson had to pry the boy's mouth open to get him to finally give it up. Green, age 54, went to a hospital to be treated for the bite. The child, whose age and name was not released, was taken to a hospital for a psychological examination.  ***MARLAR: The school immediately was called by Michael Vick asking if the boy was up for adoption.

Want to know what it's like to have a vampire wedding. Well 61-year-old Jack Holsinger and his 44-year-old bride Connie Spitznagel made it happen in Columbia Station, Ohio. They both donned full vampire regalia for their "scare-emoney" on Saturday night at a haunted house near Cleveland. The couple chose the location because it's operated by the same people who own a campground where they met. The groom arrived in a coffin inside a hearse, and the coffin was carried to the altar by six pallbearers. Minister Greg Kopp was dressed as Jason from the "Friday the 13th" movies. After the vows were exchanged, he ordered Holsinger not to kiss his new bride but instead to bite her on the neck. Despite their claims of being vampires, both did vow to stay together "until death do us part." ***MARLAR: And by seeing his bride with pale skin and messed hair, the groom was better able to prepare for what he’d see the first morning or marriage.