16 year old cheerleader Kealey Oliver was talking on the phone at the mall when she suddenly tackled a would-be shoplifter.  Afterwards she received a commendation from her town and was offered the starting defensive end position with the Detroit Lions.   

It’s not exactly official, but should also surprise no one: According to a new study the psychological profile of iPad owners can be summed up as “selfish elites” while have-not critics are “independent geeks.”

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The report was sent by iPad from a NY Times reporter, who requested a dash of nutmeg while sipping a latte at a SoHo Starbucks.

David Hasselhoff will be roasted on Comedy Central. Seems fitting--he's been juiced and baked every day for 10 years.

Good thing Bill Clinton doesn't inhale--Federal officials are shutting down the air space above Chelsea Clinton's wedding this weekend.

Justin Timberlake has been cast in the lead role in the science-fiction film I'm.mortal, about a poor man who is falsely accused of murdering a wealthy man.  I'm.mortal also depicts a future where the aging gene is turned off at age 25.  Justin Timberlake?  Aging gene?  I'm.notpaying$10.75toseeit. 

Jack Hannah wards off grizzley bear with pepper spray while hiking on a sensitive government misson near Glacier Mountain

Secret agent SALT, in hot water over this, had no explanation for this lapse in security investigators are searching for answers

But all Saltwater fishing is suspended by U.S. Fish And Wildlife service until next open season

At $30 a cup, "Kapi Luwak" coffee is made from beans collected from the droppings of a small, cat-like mammal called a civet.  Customers describe the taste as rich, robust, and crappy.   

I have an astigmatism in my eye. It throws off my depth perception. That makes me bad at every sport involving balls, except wrestling.

I met this real estate agent who said "Sir, buy this house, it is close to the Cinema theater, close to the hospital, close to the town bus stop, close to the international school, close to the temple, close to the office you work." I asked him, "how much does it cost?" he said "$ 1,100,267/-" I said "Let us close this conversation as it is no way close to my budget"

I, too, warded off  a big, brown terrifying creature with pepper spray.  Last week,  I used pepper spray to scare away a "Jersey Shore" guido.