Barack Obama goes home to the big butt of Michelle Obama.

President Obama is currently in South Korea.Staffers are having a difficult time translating Seoul food to soul food on the menu. 

Putting a good spin on bad news : April 15, 1912 , White Star Liner officials announce, : Titanic sinks, but the good news is 705 people were rescued . Unfortunately 1517 died but they were mostly lower class steerage passengers  .  ****** Election Day November 7, 1972 : President Nixon beats George McGovern in a lopsided landslide victory. The McGovern campaign manager declared, " We may have lost 49 out of 50 states including George's home state of South Dakota, but we won Massachusetts ! "  ********  November 16, 2009  General Motors announces a loss of Only $1.2 Billion Dollars for the third quarter. President Obama was so pleased with the good news G.M. didn't lose another $6 billion of taxpayer money as had been expected.  He said on Chinese National TV, " I think it's time we pop open the champaigne bottles and celebrate ! "   .

President Obama keeps bowing to foreign leaders.  He is really into mooning these days……fortunately for us, it’s not Hillary!   

President Obama chastised the Chinese leadership for China's lack of freedom of speech.  To which one of the Chinese leaders replied, "Freedom of speech is dangerous.  We've heard Joe Biden speak."

A reliable sourse says Obama drank too much sake and mistook the emperor for Keith Olbermann.   

Obama shouldn't accept any Afghan war option that doesn't include sending Mike Tyson.

The White House had no comment.

  KFC HAS DONE IT AGAIN!

                It consists of nothing but left wings and assholes.

President Barack Obama assured American Indians that they have a place  on his agenda, telling tribal leaders they deserve more from their government.   Tribal leaders told the President they need more funding for such things as education, health care, and slot machines.