Javon Walker reportedly wants out of Oakland. Which makes him no different than anyone who has ever been to Oakland.

What's the difference between the Oakland Raiders and Goodyear tires? Normally,  Goodyears don't suffer blow outs only on Sunday afternoons in autumn..

The Oakland Raiders plan to look closely into allegations Tom Cable has a history of violence. But not too closely, or Cable might hit them.
 

Raiders assistant Randy Hanson alleges that Tom Cable threatened his life. Though he works in Oakland, so having his life threatened is part of his job description.

New York's Eli Manning may not play Sunday against the Oakland Raiders. But only because he's merciful.

...2 medical marijuana clubs in Oakland, CA were broken into and robbed of their inventory.  Police have no suspects.  Operators of the clubs believe the robberies are connected and are launching a joint investigation. 

After a first round upset, the San Jose Sharks GM has said summer will be "tough and painful." Like living in Oakland.
 

Oakland A's owner Lew Wolff is reportedly looking for a new home for his franchise. He might want to consider moving to Kansas City, since they haven't had a professional baseball team in 20 years.