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Michael Hayne
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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to be tried in NYC

By: Michael Hayne (C)
Submitted: Nov 14, 2009
Category: News  
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New York City

332 Jokes  42 Videos

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the 9/11 mastermind and chest sweater, will be sent to a federal prison in nyc where he'll await trial for his involvement in the tragedy of 9/11. Khalid is to be the first person in the last decade to come to nyc and not live in Brooklyn.


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Steve Knowles
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Another Titanic expedition possible in 2010

By: Steve Knowles (C)
Submitted: Oct 26, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Virginia

101 Jokes  5 Videos

NORFOLK, Va. (AP) - The president and CEO of the company that has exclusive rights to salvage the Titanic says the company is interested in conducting its first salvage since 2004 at the world's most famous shipwreck.

They are confident they will find the "Heart of the Ocean" diamond this time.


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Steve Knowles
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Ice skating bear kills Russian circus hand

By: Steve Knowles (C)
Submitted: Oct 24, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Russia

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Russia has a long history of training bears for performance.
  • Moscow, Russia (CNN) -- A bear on ice skates attacked two people during rehearsals at a circus.  The 5-year-old animal killed the circus administrator, Dmitry Potapov, and mauled an animal trainer, who was attempting to rescue him.

    The bear was heard to say, "I told him to quit calling me gay!"


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    Lil Wayne Pleads Guilty to Gun Charge

    By: Dan Berry (C)
    Submitted: Oct 22, 2009
    Category: Entertainment  
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    New York City

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    Lil Wayne Pleads Guilty to Gun Charge

    Rapper Lil Wayne pleaded guilty in Manhattan court today to a gun charge.

    Last year, following a performance at the Beacon Theater in NYC, cops raided Lil Wayne’s tour bus on the suspicion that he was in the possession of marijuana. But what they found was a bit more serious than a little weed.

    When the NYPD approached the bus, Lil Wayne allegedly tossed a Louis Vuitton bag with a gun inside, which got him charged with attempted weapon possession.

    Authorities reportedly tied the gun to Lil Wayne using “a debated, highly sensitive DNA profiling technique”:

    He’s black… He’s a rapper… He’s guilty! 


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    Steve Knowles
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    Biden says U.S. backs EU ties for Moldova

    By: Steve Knowles (C)
    Submitted: Oct 22, 2009
    Category: News  
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    Joe Biden

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    In Bucharest, during a trip to central and eastern Europe, Vice President Joe Biden said more cooperation on economic development was needed with Moldova, Europe's poorest nation.

    Biden first stated that more cooperation with Genovia was needed.  Aides quickly reminded him that Genovia was the fictional nation featured in the film “Princess Diaries”.


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    Steve Knowles
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    Hispanic farmers fight to sue USDA over lost land

    By: Steve Knowles (C)
    Submitted: Oct 22, 2009
    Category: News  

    So who picks THEIR crops? 


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    Neil Berliner
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    Losing their Religion

    By: Neil Berliner (C)
    Submitted: Oct 21, 2009
    Category: News  
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    Religion

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    An athiest group is launching a big advertising campaign in the NYC subways. 

    Their motto: "Nothing" damn these dirty, late trains!"


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    Steve Knowles
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    'World's shortest man' comes of age in Nepal

    By: Steve Knowles (C)
    Submitted: Oct 15, 2009
    Category: News  Staff Pick!
    From Hot Topic

    Parents

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    Khagendra Thapa Magar from Nepal, thought to be the world's smallest living man at just 22 inches (56 centimetres), has turned 18 and now hopes to be officially recognised for his record size.

    His mother was shocked last year when she found copies of "Play Gnome" magazine under his bed.


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    Steve Knowles
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    Nigeria may lift ban on treating gunshot wounds

    By: Steve Knowles (C)
    Submitted: Oct 15, 2009
    Category: News  
    From Hot Topic

    Junk Mail

    23 Jokes  2 Videos

    ABUJA, Nigeria (AP) - A Nigerian lawmaker says parliament is considering a bill that will make it a criminal offense for hospitals and medical workers to delay or deny treatment of gunshot wounds. 

    inflicted by people fed up with Nigerian email scams.


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    Steve Knowles
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    John Daly returns

    By: Steve Knowles (C)
    Submitted: Oct 14, 2009
    Category: Sports  
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    John Daly

    47 Jokes

    SYDNEY -  John Daly will play in the Australian Open and Australian PGA golf tournaments in December after recovering more quickly than expected from a rib injury.

    Daly broke a rib on a curb after stumbling from a bar prior to the start of the second round of the Slim Jim pro-am in Macon, Georgia. 


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