What have we done to our kids tho seriously?, things were alot different when i was growing up, Fast food is now healthy, video games now have fucken fitness programmes, have you seen that shit. Wii Fit.got this fucken board that you stand on and it tells you how fat you are...wow, thanks...im glad i bought this game.

Seriously dont buy this game for your girlfriends if you EVER want to get laid again. Here you go honey its fun,stand on this..calculating body mass....Oh wow you got.... the high... score...yaaaaaaaay :s ..the couch?....ok :(. 

Transformers star Shia LaBeouf said in an interview that the Nintendo Wii is not his thing, and would rather eat glass than play it with Megan Fox, despite the two being romantically linked.

If he keeps on not spending time with her, I'm sure he'll be playing with his "Wee" soon enough.

I hear there's a company that brings video game systems to your house and sets 'em up for you; but they only handle Nintendo products..  They call themselves "Wii Deliver"..

San Diego Padres reliever Heath Bell has credited his Nintendo Wii Fit game for helping him lose 25 pounds. Andruw Jones has just ordered three of them.

A six year old in Nevada received a rather large and special gift for his birthday last week.  Inside a box was his father, a soldier back from Iraq.  The boy immediately broke into tears, crying, "I wanted a Nintendo!"

 In a first-day whirlwind, President Barack Obama showcased efforts to revive the economy, close the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and remove Bush's Nintendo Wii from the oval office.

I got a Nintendo Wii for Christmas last year, and have been playing it nonstop. I don't eat, I can't focus, and my right elbow is perpetually sore.

It's like I'm thirteen all over again. 

Many obese adolescents are now combatting liver disease.  The issue is expected to be addressed next year when fighting liver disease becomes a game on Nintendo Wii.