Richie was visited by her friend Paris Hilton who coincidentally has also spent lots of time flat on her back.

In the latest issue of British GQ, actress Nicole Kidman reveals that she’s done some “strange sexual stuff”… like marrying Tom Cruise. 

In 2001 the F.B.I. investigated Anna Nicole Smith in an alleged plot to kill E.Pierce Marshall, her late husband's son .  Anna told Federal Agents, " Just because i own a .357 Magnum revolver doesn't mean i would have used it on him . If i really wanted to kill Mr. Marshall, i would have boobie-slapped him to death and gotten away with it . "   A tearful Smith went on to say,  " How the hell did i wind-up with such a bastard son-in-law that was twice my own age, anyway ? "

FBI records reveal that Anna Nicole Smith was under investigation in 2000 and 2001 for a murder-for-hire plot. 

Prosecutors ultimately decided there wasn’t enough evidence to charge the model. 

They couldn’t prove she enlisted any outside help in killing her career.

Authorities were, however, able to convict Smith of slaughtering 4 Big Macs, 3 large fries, and a 20-piece Chicken McNuggets — all in a single sitting. 

A police officer said  Richie complained of pain but opted to seek her own treatment.  Yeah, right, she sought her treatment from Dr. Jim Beam. 

The United States State Dept. secretly worked out the ransom demands of  Kim Jong-IL for the release of Laura Ling and Euna Lee . The next 8 episodes of  " The Simple Life " will be filmed in North Korea . Highlights of some shows include, - Paris and Nicole help Reprocess nuclear fuel rods into enriched uranium ,  Assemble Taeodong-2 long range missles , Round-up many starving refugees fleeing into China , Learn how to make counterfeit $50 dollar bills with simple inkjet printers  , Unload unstable ammunition from ancient railway box cars , Patrol the DMZ with unfriendly boarder guards , Direct traffic in that nations capital's busiest streets  , Make a feeble attempt to sneak bombs aboard a South Korean airliner . The show's finale ends with the girls discovering Kim's gigantic porno stash and sex toy collection .  Nicole hands a very familiar looking dvd over to Hilton and shouts , " You're in this one too Paris ! "   Our Dear Leader's been a very naughty boy too, as Paris gets her last licks in,  "THAT'S HOT !   

Former figure skating champion Nicole Bobek has been charged with conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine in New Jersey. And yet she’s still classier than Tonya Harding.

Dr Conrad Murray told reporters today before being arrested by L.A. detectives ,  " I did not kill Michael . I have been a  cardiologist treating famous celebrities for many years . I think it is very unfair of the media blaming me for Jackson's death . During my long career as a doctor i lost only a few patients  such as , Heath Ledger, Anna Nicole Smith, Chris Penn, Ike Turner, Chris Farley, River Phoenix, Dana Plato, John Belushi, Margauy Hemmingway, Flo Ballard, Christina Onassis, and Linda Wong . I absolutely had nothing to do with Elvis Presley or Marilyn Monroe . They were before my time ."  When asked what his plans were after his trial Dr Murray replied, " Lindsay Lohan appears to be in need of my services ."  

Thanks for the mammorys!