Mypace might be buying Flixster, the popular social-networking site for movies. The merger of Myspace & Flixster will cater to a previously ignored segment of our population- pedophile movie buffs.

To try to reach young people around the world, the memorial museum at Auschwitz has launched a page on Facebook, the social networking site usually home to news and photos about friends.  It has sent thousands of friend requests, saying that they just need help in “Farmville”.

...2 Queens New York retirees have developed a new social networking site for senior citizens.  The site has been operational for a couple of weeks now.  Joan Rivers was the first celebrity to sign up.  The site can be found by going to www.faceliftbook.com 

Classmates.com is pulling every trick in the book to get me to pay up.  I feel like they are the poor social networking site on the block pan handling for money.

"You have 12 guestbook signatures on Classmates.com!... oh they're blurred out right now... but I can shine them up for you so you can read them... just give me like 2 bucks man... I just need a couple bucks to get through the day. Hey... maybe one's a lost flame... I can get you laid man... c'mon... just two bucks." 

Um... MySpace and Facebook are free... welcome to 2009.  Now go away and sit in the corner with all the other misfit homeless websites... excite... friendster... and geocities.

This social networking stuff is getting out of hand...Everybody's got Myspace this, or Facebook that. Now I hear there's a special site created exclusively for astronauts...."Spacebook"..

This action prompted sex offenders to start their own social networking site.

They're calling it, 'MyPlace' A space for pervs. 

Authorities say the Mafia has a big presence on the social networking site, Facebook.  It's easy to spot a mobster's profile--all the personal items say "None of your friggin business. The less you know the better." except for their hobbies, which are "Doing favors for people" and "Controlling all the trash hauling in Second Life."

Social networking sites have dethroned pornography as the favorite places to visit on the Internet according to a web guru.  This shift is due to the increased popularity of sites like Facebook and eHarmony and the recent trip to rehab by David Duchovny.   

...a new social networking website is now available for alcoholics....www.shitfacebook.com