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McStock through the McRoof!

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Sep 2, 2010
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

McDonald's

135 Jokes  2 Videos

McStock through the McRoof!

McDonald's stock is at an all-time high. Just like our population's weight.

 


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The Bags Stay!

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Sep 2, 2010
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

California

1090 Jokes  26 Videos

California has voted not to ban plastic bags. Both kinds are still welcome in California:

1.  Joan Rivers and, 2.   Heidi Montag's bolt-ons!

 


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Major Media Leak!

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Sep 1, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Conan O'Brien

83 Jokes  6 Videos

Major Media Leak!

The name of Conan's new show on TBS has leaked:  "The Keep Andy Richter Employed Project"


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Thanks Facebook and DailyComedy.com !!

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Aug 31, 2010
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Facebook

145 Jokes  38 Videos

I love posting my jokes from www.DailyComedy.com to Facebook -  I've been averaging 3.7 Facebook friends per joke!  I'll get'm back somehow...


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"Money Swirls Down the Toilet Counter-Clockwise Here!"

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Aug 31, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Tax

205 Jokes  1 Videos

Australia claims that Crocodile Dundee owes $38 million in back taxes. Or, in his case, Outback taxes.

(thanks to Leighann Lord!)


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Bidding War Heats Up!

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Aug 30, 2010
Category: News  
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Tiger Woods

1086 Jokes  19 Videos

Bidding War Heats Up!

The CEOs of Dell and Hewlett Packard are fighting like mad over a company called 3Par. Although recently cash-strapped, analysts report that a third party will soon enter the contest; a ruthless competitor in desperate need of a 3 par...Tiger Woods!


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The Beck & Palin Traveling Vaudeville Show

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Aug 28, 2010
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Glenn Beck

36 Jokes

Beck:  We've been wandering in darkness too long!

Palin:  Heck, no wonder I wound up in that library!

Beck:  No, sweetie, I said we've been wandering in darkness too long!

Palin:  Oh yeah, sorry.  How long has he been president, again?



  

 


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"Paris May Get Prison "Frequent Guest" Card!"

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Aug 28, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Prison

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After Paris Hilton was caught with coke and weed, her liar [EDIT TYPO] lawyer said not to 'rush to judgment".  Hey, whatta ya think gave her the rush and poor judgment in the first place?

Co-written with Jerry Perisho


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Don't Believe the Media!

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Aug 28, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Paris Hilton

319 Jokes  10 Videos

They're reporting that Paris Hilton was found in a car in Vegas that had marijuana and cocaine in it.  Yeah, right, next they'll try to tell us that Susan Boyle is ugly, too.


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"NYC...#1 in Everything!"

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Aug 25, 2010
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

New York Yankees

1386 Jokes

I just read an article that New York City is #1!  Suck on it, yet again, you other cities!  Oh wait, it says here "in bedbugs".


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