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PJ Brown
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Jiheadcount

By: PJ Brown (C)
Submitted: Oct 8, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Islam

254 Jokes  4 Videos

A new study shows that there are currently 1.57m Muslims worldwide. But population explosions are nothing new to the Muslims.


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bix brillo
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muslim obeisity

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jun 19, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Weight Loss

240 Jokes  3 Videos

GNC Nutrition Centers have developed a delicious tasting fat-free diet drink especially for Muslims.  All natural, made from wheat grass juice and camel dung.  Lose weight the easy, tasty way with NUTRA-muSLIM. 


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Kascha Kwan
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JEWS and MUSLIMS

By: Kascha Kwan (M)
Submitted: Jun 15, 2009
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Election

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Today i learned what the difference was between  Jews and Muslims . Jews buy the elections as did  New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg .  Muslims simply steal them as Iran's President Ahmadinejad has .


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Keith Alberstadt
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Muslims Brace for New Partnership

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Jun 5, 2009
Category: News  
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Barack Obama

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During his speech in Cairo, President Obama promised the Muslim world a new partnership with America.  Then, right on cue, Sasha Baron Cohen dropped down and plopped his ass in Mahmoud Abbas' face. 



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Americans' View Of Muslim World

By: Dan Berry (C)
Submitted: Jun 2, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Middle East

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Americans' View Of Muslim World

Shortly before President Obama departs for a trip to the Middle East, a new national poll suggests that only one in five Americans has a favorable view of Muslim countries.

The same poll shows that only one in five Americans can actually locate a Muslim country on a map.


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muslim breakfast

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jun 2, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Islam

254 Jokes  4 Videos

...General Mills has created a breakfast cereal especially for Muslims......try delicious new Kareem of Wheat....available in single servings or the jihad pack. 


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250,000 Pigs in Egypt Die of Islamophobia

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: May 20, 2009
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Islam

254 Jokes  4 Videos

A slice of life, literally, from “moderate” Egypt as Muslims go hog wild on the country’s pigs: Pig cull YouTube video sparks outrage

…The clip posted by independent newspaper Al-Masri Al-Yom includes gory images of pigs being beaten with iron bars, piglets being stabbed and animals being kicked alive into bulldozer buckets...Although no case of swine flu has yet been detected on its territory, Egypt is the only country in the world to have decided to kill all its pigs, estimated to have numbered around 250,000 before the cull began.

In the video, Mohamed el-Mugharbil, deputy mayor of Kashkus near Cairo, describes how chemicals are also poured on animals caged in trucks, leading to a slow death…“Only the males are killed in accordance with the rules,” said journalist Heba Nasreddin, while “the piglets and sows are hit with an iron bar and left to bleed to death”.

For those who are fighting their urges to pour acid on their wives, girlfriends or sisters, the pigs are giving them an opportunity to get this out of their systems. Especially since pig flesh tears very similarly to human flesh (by virtue of pigs being descended from Jews), which is why pigs and Jews are used for all kinds of killing practice.

Other pictures obtained by AFP show pigs which have been disembowelled but whose throats have not been slit.

What a lovely place to holiday, Britons! Get your tickets now! After all, it's you they're practicing for.


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Julia Gorin
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Israeli Looks for Commonality with Muslims & Finds it:Idiocy

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Apr 29, 2009
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Swine Flu

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Israeli official: Swine flu name offensive

JERUSALEM - The outbreak of swine flu should be renamed "Mexican" influenza in deference to Muslim and Jewish sensitivities over pork, said an Israeli health official Monday.

Deputy Health Minister Yakov Litzman said the reference to pigs is offensive to both religions and "we should call this Mexican flu and not swine flu," he [said]. 

How desperate does a Jew have to be to look for common ground with his killers -- by picking on a pig?

In response, however, a Muslim health official agreed, saying that the name "swine flu" is indeed offensive to Muslims, particularly since Jews are descended from pigs.

Meanwhile, as a Jew/pig, I consider the name suggested by Minister Litzman -- Mexican flu -- equally offensive, since I don't eat Mexicans.


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My Wife And Kids

By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: Feb 15, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Islam

254 Jokes  4 Videos


A Buffalo man who founded a cable TV station to promote better understanding of Muslims in the U.S. has been arrested on charges he beheaded his wife. For obvious reasons, next weeks show on wiring up your child's backpack has been canceled.

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Obama reaches out to Muslims

By: April Brucker (C)
Submitted: Jan 27, 2009
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Barack Obama

884 Jokes  28 Videos

And and says, "US is not your enemy." George W. Bush is.


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