Let's just cut to the punchline here.  I need to focus on a stupendous display of idiocy; The WBC.  No, this is not a media outlet, it is not a new political faction, it is not a new Pro Wrestling nor MMA Production.  This is Westboro Baptist Church.  These are the "God Hates Fags" morons that go around protesting Funeral Services of military service men and women because they believe that God hates homosexuals sooooo much that he is killing our soldiers to punish us for being a country full of people who accept/tolerate (whatever, you get the picture) homosexuals.  He is punishing us for our complacency...one IED at a time.  Gotcha. 

Okay, first, do these people even read The Holy F--king Bible?  Don't these assholes realize that the last time God was pissed off with flamers he turned Sodom & Gomorrah into dust? Do you think that God did that one soldier at a time?  I' not thinking so.  I'm thinking it was probably something grossly more catastrophic than that.  Further, if he could pick off one soldier at a time, could he not also pick off one homosexual at a time?  So, if he's so mad with homosexuals, then why not pick them off?  Makes a little more sense to go direct to the source.  I'm not suggesting that's a good idea, just trying to make a point.  I have nothing against anyone for their sexuality.  I simply don't care that much about a person's sexuality with the exception of the fact that I LOVE LOVE LOVE (written with a lisp) to make fun of flamboyant men.  Sorry, it's just the way it is.  Chinese people are bad drivers, too. Those fawkers are hilarious.  I almost spit up my tuna salad sandwich at Jersey Mike's subs while watching a very flamboyant man order his sandwhich.  He was a black man with an accent.  Perhaps Nigerian.  I know, it's already hilarious.  He was dressed in khaki pants and a loud button-up shirt with Aussie-style cowboy boots.  He also had those crazy contacts that make your pupils look like star-bursts.  He was on the phone the entire time that he ordered his sandwich, paid for it and exited--never put the phone down.  What an ass, right?  Anyway, this guy starts dancing, like two-stepping and shimming his hips and wriggling his butt to the music that was playing the sub shop, seemingly oblivious to the fact that he's doing it, all the while talking on the phone and ordering a sandwich. Freakin' hilarious!  But I digress....

Back to the WBC. These people showed up outside the Twitter office in San Fransisco (they must have thought they made it to the belly of the beast of the 8th Boglia of Hell!).Why are they protesting Twitter?   Here's the quote from one protester, "Twitter should be used to tell the punks of doomed America that God hates you!"  What?  I'm speechless.  That is so far beyond retarded that I don't know how to respond.  Seriously.

So, here's the really good part.  Apparently, the 9 intelligent people of San Francisco who had nothing to do that day decided to gather to PROTEST the protesters, making a mockery oft he WBC.  These folks were holding signs that said, "God Hates Ponies" and "Sodomy is So Much Fun," just to name a couple.  Love it!  Frickin awesome.

It took less than 30 minutes for the WBC to abandon their Twitter Protest. LMAO!

 Anywho, I don't pretend to know God's intentions nor his preference about people's sexuality, but I can tell you I'm pretty sure that I know what he thinks about assholes.  

A man has been arrested because of a complaint that he was listening to John Denver music too loud.  His punishment will be 5 years of public humiliation.  A shirt that he must wear at all time that says, "I listen to John Denver and I'm proud."

Alright, so we've managed to mostly survive the last decade. Now, everyone's rushing to figure out what to call it. My buddy Justin says we should stick with the "Aughts" because the music of the time sums it up best; The 80s were all hair bands and spandex, the 90s were grunge and speed metal, and 2000 to 2009 were years filled with the likes of Miley and the Jonas', and we "ought" to be allowed to forget it!!   

I've always been a cheap date and tonight my wife cooked my favorite meal, beans and hot dogs.  But she really outdid herself tonight and she added a can of crushed pineapples to the beans. 

 Delicious!

Now we're going to have Hawaiian music all night.

Last month, Alexa Ray Joel called 911 after taking several homeopathic pills.  Now, the 24 year old daughter of musician Billy Joel and supermodel Christie Brinkley plans to speak out on her depression issues this week.  She has already stated that her problems can be traced to having a supermodel as a mom and getting the looks of dad.

VH1 determined their Top 40 music videos of 2009.  Beyonce's "Single Ladies" was #3, while Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me" fell all the way to #23.  Wait a minute!  Since when did Kanye West join VH1's staff?

A porn film representative said the industry had no problem with mandatory condom use, but would object to requirements that films have believaable plots, good acting, and decent music.  

Statisticians say correlating the recent spike in musicians choking on their own puke and ABBA being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is merely speculative at this point……

Sandra Bullock was nominated for a double Golden Globe award this year. For Best Actress, Drama, for "The Blind Side," and "Best Actress, Musical or Comedy for "The Proposal." Access Hollywood reported the actresses as saying, "I am beyond stunned. Just to be included in the company of these amazing women I have so admired through the years, has left me slack jawed with awe."

Good thing, Sandra.  After all that work to get the nominations, I was afraid you were gonna get lock jawed and raw.  Slack jawed is way better.