My first thought was, "Why is Vin Diesel wearing a goatee? "My second thought was, "Why does John Travolta look like Vin Diesel wearing a goatee?" My third thought, "Is there really such a shortage of Vin Diesel action movies that John Travolta has to step into the gap?"

Beginning in the spring, the Wii will become the last of the three current video game consoles to get instant viewing of Netflix movies and TV shows over the Internet.  Wii owners who have a broadband connection and a Netflix subscription that costs at least $9 a month will be able to watch those programs with no extra charge.  ***MARLAR: It’ll give gamers one more reason to hold off going Wii (wee) until they are in too much pain. 

I work at the airport, and recently, a passenger thanked me for my efforts, but said I wouldn't have to do half of what I do if not for some jerks hijacking planes.

Terrorists are jerks? That puts it in perspective. Beheading soldiers on camera is just like someone stealing my favorite parking space.

Suicide bombing? That's just like people who talk too loud at the movies.

Actress Brittany Murphy died at the age of 32 from a heart attack. It's sad to see someone so young have their career cut short. We'll never know what unwatchable movies she might've made. 

 Mypace might be buying Flixster, the popular social-networking site for movies. The merger of Myspace & Flixster will cater to a previously ignored segment of our population- pedophile movie buffs.

Tiger Woods loves Fem Fatale' movies . Some of his favorites are, :  Fatal Attraction ,  Basic Instinct , Single White Female , Dream Lover ,  Obsessed  , The Last Seduction , Kill Bill 1&2 , and  Species  1,2,3,and 4 .

Just heard about new movies:

Crouching Tiger, Hitting Hydrant

Cheating Tiger, Vanishing Endorsements

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Mistress 

I think Tiger needs a new "driver"!

Pfizer Pharmacutical Reports Eating Buttered Popcorn increases clogging your arteries by a massive 20900% increase. Pfizer Drug company has developed injectable popcorn that satisfies the craving without the sides effects of clogging your arteries but may cause sexual dysfuncion, diarrea, heartburn, slurred speech, glaucoma, tingling in fingertips,liver disease and Dementia.

 NEW MOON? Vampires? Werewolves? lol! Give me a break! I saw the first Twilight movie and it was one of the gayest, most stupid movies I've ever seen. What ever happened to the old vampires... Big, Mean, Scary? The ones now look like anorexic Backstreet Boys! The Count from Sesame Street would have been scarier!..lol "One, one sissy little werewolf...Two, two sissy little werewolves...THREE, THREE SISSY LITTLE WEREWOLVES! AH! AH! AH! AH! AHhhh!"