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SillyWilly
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Johnny Depp, Sexiest Man in the world? What World? Where?

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Jan 24, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
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Johnny Depp

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Johnny Depp, Sexiest Man in the world? What World? Where?

I can’t get over all the male stars on TV and in the movies. They all look like bums. Their hair isn’t comb or it’s set to look like it hasn’t been combed and they all have these scrubby looking beards and the women all think they’re so sexy looking. Johnny Depp has been picked as the sexiest man in the world by People Magazine and most stylish man in the world by GQ Magazine.

I don’t get it. He looks like a bum, with ragged cut hair not combed, a three day growth of beard and clothes that look like he found them in a dumpster.

If I went somewhere looking like that, even if I won the Nobel Peace Prize or a Pulitzer, my wife would say, “you went out looking like that?”

If I got arrested and booked at the police station and my wife saw me on “Cops,” she’d have a conniption fit. She wouldn’t ask me why I was arrested. She’d scream, “you mean, you didn’t put on a shirt or put in your teeth or even shave?”

 


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Watching the railer for "From Paris With Love"...

By: Chris Martin (C)
Submitted: Jan 19, 2010
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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John Travolta

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Watching the railer for

My first thought was, "Why is Vin Diesel wearing a goatee? "My second thought was, "Why does John Travolta look like Vin Diesel wearing a goatee?" My third thought, "Is there really such a shortage of Vin Diesel action movies that John Travolta has to step into the gap?"


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DARREN MARLAR
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We Go Wee For Wii

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Jan 14, 2010
Category: News  
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Video Game

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Beginning in the spring, the Wii will become the last of the three current video game consoles to get instant viewing of Netflix movies and TV shows over the Internet.  Wii owners who have a broadband connection and a Netflix subscription that costs at least $9 a month will be able to watch those programs with no extra charge.  ***MARLAR: It’ll give gamers one more reason to hold off going Wii (wee) until they are in too much pain. 


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War On Jerks

By: PJ Brown (C)
Submitted: Jan 14, 2010
Category: Blogs  Staff Pick!
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Airport

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I work at the airport, and recently, a passenger thanked me for my efforts, but said I wouldn't have to do half of what I do if not for some jerks hijacking planes.

Terrorists are jerks? That puts it in perspective. Beheading soldiers on camera is just like someone stealing my favorite parking space.

Suicide bombing? That's just like people who talk too loud at the movies.

 

   


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Brittany Murphy RIP

By: PJ Brown (C)
Submitted: Dec 21, 2009
Category: Entertainment  

Actress Brittany Murphy died at the age of 32 from a heart attack. It's sad to see someone so young have their career cut short. We'll never know what unwatchable movies she might've made. 


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Myspace Merger

By: Erik Bronsten (C)
Submitted: Dec 15, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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MySpace

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 Mypace might be buying Flixster, the popular social-networking site for movies. The merger of Myspace & Flixster will cater to a previously ignored segment of our population- pedophile movie buffs.


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TIGER WOODS : SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER

By: Kascha Kwan (M)
Submitted: Dec 6, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Tiger Woods

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TIGER WOODS : SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER

Tiger Woods loves Fem Fatale' movies . Some of his favorites are, :  Fatal Attraction ,  Basic Instinct , Single White Female , Dream Lover ,  Obsessed  , The Last Seduction , Kill Bill 1&2 , and  Species  1,2,3,and 4 .


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New Movies Starring: Tiger Woods

By: l  (M)
Submitted: Dec 4, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Tiger Woods

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Just heard about new movies:

Crouching Tiger, Hitting Hydrant

Cheating Tiger, Vanishing Endorsements

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Mistress 

I think Tiger needs a new "driver"!


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Scot Marinick
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Movies Are An Escape during Economic Depressing Times

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Nov 20, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Economy

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Movies Are An Escape during Economic Depressing Times

Pfizer Pharmacutical Reports Eating Buttered Popcorn increases clogging your arteries by a massive 20900% increase. Pfizer Drug company has developed injectable popcorn that satisfies the craving without the sides effects of clogging your arteries but may cause sexual dysfuncion, diarrea, heartburn, slurred speech, glaucoma, tingling in fingertips,liver disease and Dementia.


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New Moon...lol

By: Rick Gilstrap (C)
Submitted: Nov 19, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Twilight

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 NEW MOON? Vampires? Werewolves? lol! Give me a break! I saw the first Twilight movie and it was one of the gayest, most stupid movies I've ever seen. What ever happened to the old vampires... Big, Mean, Scary? The ones now look like anorexic Backstreet Boys! The Count from Sesame Street would have been scarier!..lol "One, one sissy little werewolf...Two, two sissy little werewolves...THREE, THREE SISSY LITTLE WEREWOLVES! AH! AH! AH! AH! AHhhh!"


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