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JLH
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MICKEY GONE WILD

By: JLH  (C)
Submitted: Nov 6, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Video Game

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MICKEY GONE WILD

So yeah..... the new Mickey Mouse look they've made for the upcoming Wii game....makes him look like he's on a  2-day bender and is looking for an 8-ball at 3:00AM


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And They Weren't Even Cheese Flavored

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 16, 2009
Category: News  

A Swedish family, puzzled why the potato chips they were eating tasted a bit spicier than usual, were left feeling queasy when they found a dead mouse at the bottom of the bag. ***MARLAR: Cool!  Potato chips now come with a secret prize in the bag!

 


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Gary B.
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Scientists have grown heart muscle from mouse embryo

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Oct 16, 2009
Category: News  
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Dick Cheney

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The tiny heart muscle will be used in a transplant operation to replace a similar sized one in Dick Cheney.


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Disney Studio Chief Resigns

By: Dan Berry (C)
Submitted: Sep 19, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Disney

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Disney Studio Chief Resigns

Walt Disney Co. studio chief Dick Cook, whose studio has come under intense scrutiny of late for the quality of its films, held a staff meeting yesterday to say that he was resigning.

When asked why he was stepping down, Cook replied… “Because I refuse to take the blame for this Mickey Mouse operation!”


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Minnie Mouse Groped

By: Lilly  (M)
Submitted: Aug 11, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Disney

70 Jokes  2 Videos

While on vacation in Florida, John Moyer was charged with misdemeanor battery after being accused of touching Minnie Mouse’s chest and buttocks in the Toontown area of the Magic Kingdom.  This is not the first time a Disney character has been accused of this type of crime - in 2004 a man who played Tigger was tried and acquitted of fondling a 13-year-old girl and Donald Duck was arrested for indecent exposure for not wearing pant - ever. 

 


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blog on blog crime comedy writer mr. jones jokes

By: mr j comedy writer http://www.google.com/ profiles/ MrJcomedyWriter (C)
Submitted: Jul 28, 2009
Category: Blogs  
From Hot Topic

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blog on blog crime comedy writer mr. jones jokes

 

written by mr.j 2009 (c)

Honestly, when did mouth-breathing-barbaric-louses use the computer so
much that we make Bill Gates look like an Amish Ted Kaczynski?

Look, this pixilated intellectual prism is populated by a parade of
texting, tweeting, twittering, bulletins, blogs, blurbs, black
berries, black boards, e-mails, and g-mails.

For Christ's sake, this human collective's blindly acquisitive nature
of asinine antics has elicited the intrusive perpetuation of the term
'login' more than Paul Bunion at a Lumber Jack Convention.

Listen folks, nowadays the cyberspace-Stargate has reconfigured the
molecular structure of the basic rules of human discourse.

What I'm saying is, banality of banter flourishes like a Blue Angel
soaring through social-stratospheric-chat-fests and caroming off
intergalactic solar plexuses of vastly vacant headed vernacular.

Truth be told, acronyms have stormed the beaches of conversations
resonating from the deepest part of my skull to the pillars of
Hercules to the café at the fucking Thunder Dome okay.

Face it, sump-sucking conversations orchestrate more mouse clicks than
when Mickey tap danced while speaking Ethiopian with a pocket full of
Tic Tacs.


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they're Grrrrrrrosssss

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jun 24, 2009
Category: Weird  

...a cereal factory was shut down after inspectors found mouse feces at the plant.  Kellogg's was fined an additional $1 million after selling the product to 3rd world countries under the brand name Kellogg's Frosturd Flakes. 


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Gary B.
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Mom who reported own abduction is charged

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: May 28, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Disney

70 Jokes  2 Videos

A Pennsylvania woman who called 911 to report that she and her daughter had been abducted was charged with making a false report and identity theft after police found the pair at  Disney World.  Police became suspicious when the woman reported that she and her daughter had been kidnapped by Mickey Mouse and Goofy.


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Gary B.
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Allwine, voice of Mickey Mouse for 32 years, dies

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: May 21, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Allwine will be buried in his favorite suit, tie, and three-sizes-too-small cotton briefs.


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Snakes Almost on a Plane. Man Has Serpents In Luggage

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Feb 24, 2009
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Animal

1055 Jokes  34 Videos

The man said he did not intend on transporting snakes. He was attempting to transport marijuana when a mouse swallowed it. When asked to explain, he said, "that the snake swallowed the fox that swallowed the dog that swallowed the cat that ate the mouse that swallowed the stash that lived in the house that Jack built."


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