In Morgan Utah a suspect in a souped-up golf cart managed to elude officers

by taking off into an alfalfa field and jumping a ditch.

When he was finally apprehended, the suspect,

Dale Earnhardt Jr. was asked why he did it and where was he going.

His response was he wanted to get to the corn dog stand before Jeff Gordon.

Actually, nobody knows, not even the major banks who are lending the money.

"We've lent some of it. We've not lent some of it. We've not given any accounting of, 'Here's how we're doing it,'" said Thomas Kelly, a spokesman for JPMorgan Chase, which received $25 billion in emergency bailout money. "We have not disclosed that to the public. We're declining to."

Kelly, however, did not mention in the MSNBC reports that if another bail-out is needed soon, banks and automakers will not be hesitant to ask for another astronomically high dollar amount, almost in rote.

- As the pundit would editorialize here, boys, "How many sets of books are these guys using, and when they cook the books, are they going to do it stove-top style or by microwave?

...thanks to lehman bros, morgan stanley, AIG, freddie mac, & fanny mae, the $64,000 question is now worth $1,324.86. 

Actor Morgan Freeman is getting a divorce. News of the separation comes just days after the Oscar winner was involved in a serious car accident that sent the 71-year-old and a 48-year-old female companion to the emergency room. Freeman was reportedly treated for a broken shoulder, a broken arm, and a broken wedding vow. 

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