Liza Minnelli brought the cast of the new 'Sex and the City' movie to tears when she performed for them. Turns out she ate garlic just before the performance.

The 10 nominee's for the  " 2009 Emotionally Challenged Female Celebrity Of The Year Award " are as follows , : 1). Liza "  With a Z " Minnelli , 2). Elizabeth " Once married a Hilton "  Taylor ,  3). " Shotgun  Sarah " Palin ,  4). LaToya " Phantom of the Opera " Jackson ,  5). Lindsay " Cat Burglar " Lohan ,  6). Debbie " I'll Kick Your Ass " Rowe , 7). Susan " Young Frankenstein " Boyle , 8). Sharon " Bad Karma " Stone , 9).  Naomi " Flying BlackBerry " Campbell ,  10). Tyra " Tyra Loves Tyra " Banks  ................The voting will take place at a later date  .........................................................................( kascha & whitney )

Larry King has devoted every show to Michael Jackson since his untimely death last week .  I have found it to be the funniest thing on TV lately . King's guests included were, Liza ( i just escaped from the mental ward ) Minnelli ,.... Elizabeth ( i'm too crazy to speak now) Taylor, ....... Lou ( i'm not deaf ) Ferrigno ,... Cher ,... Joe ( anything for a buck ) Jackson , ... and my favorite Miko ( Coconut Hunter ) Brando .  Miko has been booked for the entire week  . Unfortunately the only thing of interest about him was his collection of really awful Hawaiian shirts ! ..... Larry King mispronounced Ferrigno's name several times in a row even after being corrected by Lou .  Former TV Incredible Hulk star Ferrigno,  describled how he and Michael practiced dancing together . He never noticed anything unusual or strange about Jackson, and he appeared perfectly fine .  Miko Brando also agreed Michael did not look emaciated or sick a few weeks ago .  I' m really hoping King will have LaToya on the show soon . I would pay money to see that ! 

NBC celebrates the 4th of July by presenting it’s annual “MACY’s 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular” with such "CURRENT" and "RELEVANT" performers as Lionel “All Night Long” Richie and Liza “New York, New York” Minnelli. The talent was booked to ensure that NBC attracts a youthful demographic. Also added to the allstar line-up are such contemporary artists as Shields and Yarnell, The Captain and Tennille and Carol Channing.

Homeland Security slashed NYC's anti-terror budget. "New York City has no national monuments or icons,” explained Michael Chertoff, unaware of how gays feel about Liza Minnelli.