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Jerry Wolski
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The Flake Shake

By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: Nov 20, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Michael Jackson

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Michael Jackson's sister La Toya has created a milkshake in honor of her late brother for a local shop in L.A. The shake starts out chocolate, gets nutty then turns vanilla. 

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John Roman
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Woman Swallows Engagement Ring

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Mar 3, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Dating

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When Reed Harris decided to put a diamond ring in his girlfriend's milkshake as part of his proposal, he didn't expect her to swallow it because she never swallows any surprise he gives her.


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Julia Gorin
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"I need help!" --Angelina Jolie at 95 Pounds

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Sep 13, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Angelina Jolie

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No, Girl. I need help. YOU need a milkshake.

But to help, I can show you how it's done--through my 12-step program,which can cure you within two weeks.

Breakfast 1: Mc’Donald’s bacon, egg & cheese
Breakfast 2: IHOP apple crepe
Mid-morning snack: Little Debbie’s brownies, 1 box
Lunch: Sonic burger w/fries & Oreo Fudge shake
Lunch 2: Cobb Salad, extra honey mustard dressing
Afternoon snack: Pringles Original + one can Planters cashews
Dinner 1: reuben, diet coke
Dinner 2: 2 Pizza Hut personal pan pizzas
Dinner 3: steak frite
Evening snack: cake w/skim milk
Midnight snack: burrito
Wake up at 3 a.m. for emergency Swiss rolls

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Jim David
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Girls, Watch Those Milkshakes

By: Jim David (C)
Submitted: Aug 24, 2006
Category: News  



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Dean Edwards
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Katie is Better than Yours

By: Dean Edwards (C)
Submitted: Aug 3, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Katie Couric

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Katie Couric is getting a new set built for her "CBS Evening News" debut as well as a new theme song created by Oscar Award winning composer, James Horner.

Couric initially tried using singer Kelis’ “Milkshake” after learning that "The Today Show" was using The Pussy Cat Dolls’ “Don’t Cha” to welcome Meredith Viera.


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