I'm still on Bill Clinton's email list from the time I signed up while working on my book Clintonisms, and there's something ironic about getting a Mother's Day greeting from Bill Clinton in my inbox.

I mean, what else could it be but a list of his MILFs?

"This isn't a presidential ticket, this is a sitcom. The maverick and the MILF."

Bill Maher

I majored in psychology in college and the only thing I learned in four years was that Sigmund Freud's mom was a MILF.  And he knew it, he just wouldn't say it.  Instead he say things like "Every kiss is a subconscious need to breastfeed."  And "Every guy wants to fuck his mother."  It's like dude, just ask her out.

MILFORD, New Hampshire (AP) -- A teddy bear has been implicated in 2,500 deaths -- trout deaths, that is.

State officials say a teddy bear that fell into a pool at a Fish and Game Department hatchery earlier this month clogged a drain. The clog blocked the flow of oxygen to the pool and suffocated the fish.

The bear escaped the drain late last night, and is believed to be involved in the deaths of several elderely persons in the greater Milford area.

keep telling Laura he's "going out to eat me some Rice" before she gets it?

Also, if George Washington was Father of the Country, does that make Martha Washington our MILF?