The good news is that only one person was killed. The bad news is it wasn't Miley Cyrus.

Two out of three people on antidepressants still aren't happy.Scientists are feverishly trying to figure out a way to blow direct sunshine up their asses. 

Miley Cyrus appears half-naked in Vanity Fair? Who cares? Miley Cyrus bares her bra on MySpace? So what? Miley Cyrus lapdances on a 50-year-old director? Whatever. Miley Cyrus pole dances on the Teen Choice awards? Ho-hum.

 Miley Cyrus deletes her Twitter account. OMG! Now Billy Ray puts his foot down!

At the Teen Choice Awards, singer Miley Cyrus pole danced in tribute to, as she puts it, "my trailer-park roots."

At first, the dance was well-received until the "trailer-park" crowd grew angry, thinking Miley Cyrus was courting the pole into gay marriage. 

Miley Cyrus performed a suggestive pole dance atop an ice cream cart during last night's Teen Choice Awards.  It was her answer to "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" 

Miley Cyrus is already working a stripper pole at the age of 16.She hopes for her first baby to drop by the time she reaches 18. 

In the wake of  Michael Jackson's death,  death rumors on the Internet have surfaced for celebrities such as Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, and Jeff Goldblum.   And yesterday there was an Internet rumor that Larry King was still alive.

I just love Miley Cyrus , she is so talented !  I can't believe she would make a racist Asian facial gesture in public (feb 3) . But it's her evil twin , Hannah Montana that i don't trust . ******** In other news, President Obama invited Miley to the White House for the annual Fourth of July barbecue . " Oh that's just great, "  she screamed with joy , " I'll be sure to come as Hannah in Blackface "

Myspace keeps asking me if I want famous friends like Nick & Miley.

 If I had famous friends like Nick & Miley I'd need a friend like Smith & Wesson to blow my brains out.