In Nashville, Tennessee, team owner Bud Adams, was fined $250,000 by the NFL, for apparently making obscene gestures at Buffalo Bills fans during his Titans 41-17 win.

Adams, who says he was signaling his coaches on the field to run “play #1,” agreed to pay the fine, because it worked and his team won. 

Philadelphia's transit union has managed to avoid a strike during the middle of the World Series. Cole Hamels also had trouble throwing strikes.

That day was long and hard and very difficult for the lawyer. He came home and the wife didn't say anything, just brought him dinner and left him alone.

After dinner, the lawyer went upstairs to take a bath and go to bed. His wife was listening to the radio, when the news said the Governor was commuting Wright's sentence to life imprisonment! 

The swine flu paranoia seems to be hitting schools rather hard. College medical centers are making lots of preparations and advising students, as are high schools, middle schools...

 Even kindergartens are now teaching kids a new alphabet:

"A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-1-N-1-L-M-N-O-P..."

Police wonder who left a piano in the middle of the woods – and why. The Baldwin piano found in the Bells Neck woods in Harwich appears to be in perfect working condition and had a matching bench. Another question police would like to answer is how the piano got to such a remote location. Investigators found the letters EJ, engraved on the piano as well as the bench. A spokesperson for Elton John said “It’s no secret that Sir Elton has had little success maintaining relationships with men or women, this was Elton’s attempt to connect with the animal kingdom.”

Recovering alcoholic Theo Fleury scored the winning goal in his first NHL game in six years. By shooting at the net in the middle.

The fossil of a mini-T-Rex was discovered in China recently. It's a pygmy replication of the very large carnivore and is believed to be a downscaled version of the world's most voracious meat eating, killing machine. On a more human level, this little mini-me of T-Rex also has a family tree consisting of Dick Cheyne and some foreign leaders in Latin America, Asia and the Middle East. 

I've been 30 years old for almost a year now, but I'm noticing things about myself lately that I think are surefire signs that I'm getting older...

1. My back will hurt for no good reason.

2. When I have gas, I don't hold it in as much. (Not that I CAN'T, mind you...I JUST DON'T CARE! Could be on line at the bank, could be in an elevator...it could even be in the middle of foreplay! Like James Brown said...got to release that pressure!)

3. I spend more time dabbing and shaking than I do peeing.

4. I like babies more, and teenagers less.   

 Kayne was on Jay Leno last night trying to apologize about the VMA incident involving Taylor Swift, but right in the middle of his apology..SC Representative Joe Wilson interupted him yelling, "YOU LIAR!"

(Quips made right after Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech on MTV's video music awards)
 
Kanye West has won! Douche of the decade! Congrats!
 
I just re-watched that Kanye clip. Seriously, he is a complete piece of shit. I wish Beyonce had gone on stage, told him that Ray Ellin said that, and then congratulated Taylor Swift. I hope Al Sharpton comes out and speaks on Taylor's behalf.

(mid-show)

This just in - President Obama has offered to step in and make peace between Kanye West and Taylor Swift... over a glass of milk - -- (she's only 19)

This just in - Serena Williams cursed out Kanye West. (for those of you who watched the US Open).
Meanwhile, I don't even CARE about this crap... but I truly find the lack of social graces fascinating... let's all cheer the 'Love for Michael Jackson,' but... act like scumbags to your colleagues who are alive lol

(after Beyonce gave Taylor Swift her award speech time)

Beyonce. Well done! Actually would have paid to see Kanye run out AGAIN in the middle of Taylor Swift's second speech.